Say "**** McDonalds, all you fatties in here, get a life."

Thats an easy way.

You could walk in and go to the pop machine, and start drinking out of it, or even try to flood the place and then claim you where told you add swimming lessons at at this location and you didnt see water.

Walk in pull your pants down and yell suck my ****

Shove a Big Mac up their ass. lol

Go up to the cashier and tell him you want him to look at something on the soda machine - then while he's looking at it, pee on his shoe and run like H311 xD :trollin:

MxlitaryFanboy wrote 1000 ways get banned of Mcdonalds i will go first

Make an announcement in the store (during rush-hour) and scream "THE BURGERS ARE MADE FROM HUMAN FLESH! RUN BEFORE YOU BECOME FOOD!"
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I read the whole effing topic - this made me laugh soooo hard I went outside and started rolling in the grass screaming OMG and almost peeing myself while the neighbors think im having a heart attack - I got another one - Plank in between 2 tables :nyancat:

You can get banned from MickeyD's lololol wut?