oh its like 4 in the morning and my friend is **** faced and we walk out side and look at this garage door and there is this huge ass wolf spider...(witch is poisonous) so my dumb friend decides he's gonna axe torch the thing...except when he lights it on fire it jumps onto his leg..and we had to stomp him out and kill the spider....then we fell out of a tree. and played quarters

i was pissed from fri to sun