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-Wonka
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Hey guys Willy Wonka here (-Wonka) and due to Oompa Loompa cheap labor trade service, my factory has been shut down, so I'm gifting 12 lucky people Oompa Loompas! Just fill out the form below explaining why you deserve one of these cute, spray tanned little f*ckers.

-Wonka


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Why do you want an Oopma Loompa?

Will yo sexually abuse your Oompa Loompa?

What will you name your Oompa Loompa?

Did you thank the topic?

Did you +rep?


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You know you want one



Thanks and good luck

The following 5 users thanked -Wonka for this useful post:

-InstinctzZ-Fanboy (10-09-2011), flop (10-09-2011), Meg (10-09-2011), xxTTGImaNoobxx (10-09-2011), M_9 (10-09-2011)
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M_9
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Why do you want an Oopma Loompa?Becuase the ugly F*ckers can do my homework

Will yo sexually abuse your Oompa Loompa? (As long as it is a girl)

What will you name your Oompa Loompa? Lexy

Did you thank the topic? Heck yah

Did you +rep? Yah
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Why do you want an Oopma Loompa? So I can do the most kinkiest stuff with it

Will yo sexually abuse your Oompa Loompa? Oh yeah make sure it's a girl

What will you name your Oompa Loompa? Little hoe cause that's a turn on

Did you thank the topic? Oh yeah

Did you +rep? Oh yeah

PS : Make sure she has big tits and a plump **** SO I CAN RAM IT OVER AND OVER AGAIN


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Why do you want an Oopma Loompa?
I ran out of sex slaves
Will yo sexually abuse your Oompa Loompa?
why do you think i want them?
What will you name your Oompa Loompa?
McFks alot
Did you thank the topic?
idk
Did you +rep?
Well...
#5. Posted:
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Why do you want an Oopma Loompa? Because they are cool.

Will yo sexually abuse your Oompa Loompa? Oh yes.

What will you name your Oompa Loompa? Snookie

Did you thank the topic? yes.

Did you +rep? Yes.
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Why do you want an Oopma Loompa? i get lonely in the nights ada)

Will yo sexually abuse your Oompa Loompa? ill just **** the **** out of it...

What will you name your Oompa Loompa? DR. Bj

Did you thank the topic? yah

Did you +rep? Yah
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-InstinctzZ-Fanboy
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Why do you want an Oopma Loompa? Ride It till its poop turns white and it's booty hole burns like a napalm strike

Will yo sexually abuse your Oompa Loompa? duh. its like porn hub with out the parental block

What will you name your Oompa Loompa? Something along the lines of *cough* sex slave *cough*

Did you thank the topic? yea

Did you +rep? yaa
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Why do you want an Oopma Loompa? So he can find worthless threads and report them

Will yo sexually abuse your Oompa Loompa? only if it looks like your mom

What will you name your Oompa Loompa? id call it Oi

Did you thank the topic?

did i balls

Did you +rep?

why would i this thread is no help to me or the community
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Why do you want an Oopma Loompa? To sexually abuse it

Will yo sexually abuse your Oompa Loompa? duh

What will you name your Oompa Loompa? Michael Jackson

Did you thank the topic? no

Did you +rep? no
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curtiscc wrote Why do you want an Oopma Loompa? So he can find worthless threads and report them

Will yo sexually abuse your Oompa Loompa? only if it looks like your mom

What will you name your Oompa Loompa? id call it Oi

Did you thank the topic?

did i balls

Did you +rep?

why would i this thread is no help to me or the community
buzz kill much...way to be :arrow:
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