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Guy:"Um,excuse me Miss. Do you have a map?"
Chick:"Im sorry i dont. why do you need one?"
Guy:"Cuz im lost in your eyes. ;)"
Chick:"Im sorry i dont. why do you need one?"
Guy:"Cuz im lost in your eyes. ;)"
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I must be lost. I thought Paradise was east of here.
Are you lost ma'am? Because heaven is a long way from here.
Am I dead, Angel? Cause this must be heaven!
Are you lost ma'am? Because heaven is a long way from here.
Am I dead, Angel? Cause this must be heaven!
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Are you form Tennessee? Cause you're the only ten I see!!!
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ButteredBulletz wrote-Swanky- wrote There must be something wrong with my eyes, I can't take them off you.
Do you have a map? I just keep on getting lost in your eyes.
That's a nice shirt. Can I talk you out of it?
Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
If I could rewrite the alphabet, I would put U and I together.
If you were a new hamburger at McDonald's, you would be McGorgeous.
Are you a parking ticket? 'cause you got fine-fine-fine written all over ya.
Baby, you must be a broom, cause you just swept me off my feet.
If I said you had a great body, would you hold it against me?
Girl, you must be tired 'cause you've been running through my mind all day!
You are a cornball bro!
hahahaha ik it works tho
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Did it hurt? S/he: Did what hurt? When you fell out of heaven?
My wife doesnt understand me.
Baby, baby, Im fallin in love, fallin in love again.
Do you like to bake? (Yes.) Id love to feel your hot-cross buns.
Your name must be Lucky Charms because youre magically delicious!
If I could rewrite the alphabet, I would put U and I together.
If you were a new hamburger at McDonald's, you would be McGorgeous.
Are you a parking ticket? 'cause you got fine-fine-fine written all over ya.
My wife doesnt understand me.
Baby, baby, Im fallin in love, fallin in love again.
Do you like to bake? (Yes.) Id love to feel your hot-cross buns.
Your name must be Lucky Charms because youre magically delicious!
If I could rewrite the alphabet, I would put U and I together.
If you were a new hamburger at McDonald's, you would be McGorgeous.
Are you a parking ticket? 'cause you got fine-fine-fine written all over ya.
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Haha love these !!
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-Swanky- wroteButteredBulletz wrote-Swanky- wrote There must be something wrong with my eyes, I can't take them off you.
Do you have a map? I just keep on getting lost in your eyes.
That's a nice shirt. Can I talk you out of it?
Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
If I could rewrite the alphabet, I would put U and I together.
If you were a new hamburger at McDonald's, you would be McGorgeous.
Are you a parking ticket? 'cause you got fine-fine-fine written all over ya.
Baby, you must be a broom, cause you just swept me off my feet.
If I said you had a great body, would you hold it against me?
Girl, you must be tired 'cause you've been running through my mind all day!
You are a cornball bro!
hahahaha ik it works tho
I know it realy worked used 2 today 8)
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Baby if you were a pancake, you'd be a hella delicious pancake.
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Uhmm Excuse me but dou you wanna flirt =)
Is it hot in here or is it just you xD
Nice beach balls can I play? IT SOUNDS GAY BUT ITS NOT
People call me John but you can call me Tonight
Is it hot in here or is it just you xD
Nice beach balls can I play? IT SOUNDS GAY BUT ITS NOT
People call me John but you can call me Tonight
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lo0lolol
Soooo funny
Soooo funny
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