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#21. Posted:
Gone
  • Wise One
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Nice dress... want to know where it would look better? crumpled up next to my bed
#22. Posted:
Scholesy_x
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Excuse Me Are You A Carpenter ?

Coz You Are Giving ME Wood
#23. Posted:
TTG_DankReggie
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-P-H-O-B-I-A- wrote Guy: Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?
Girl: Aww..
Guy: Cuz ur face is F**Ked up!

hahaha, this is too funny.
I busted otu laughing when i read this.
#24. Posted:
LV-JAVI
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Chillz wrote Why don't you sit on my lap and we will talk about the first thing that "pops" up. O_o

Is there a mirror in your pocket? Because I can see me in your pants.

Hahahah!
0956( :trollin:
#25. Posted:
Shadow-Source
  • Powerhouse
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sky is blue
grass is green ,
open your legs
and ill fill you with cream.
#26. Posted:
LET
  • TTG Senior
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Guy: Hi, how much does a polar bear weigh?
Girl: ummm i dont know?
Guy: Enough to break the ice, the name is (your name here)
#27. Posted:
Shadow-Source
  • Powerhouse
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ah the one that always works :

Oh hai der , INTERCOURSE :trollin:
#28. Posted:
Levis
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If i could rerange the alphabet i would put U and I togther
#29. Posted:
Fashion
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girl are u from Jamaica because ur
jamacaining me crazy

is your name loreal because Your worth it

Do You use Panten because Your the only Ten i see

The word of the day is Legs,lets go to myne and spread them

Does This Rag Smell like chlorform To You?

:trollin:
#30. Posted:
-Trolling
  • Ladder Climber
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This is my pick up line;

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