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Funny Anti-Jokes! Must Read
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Hey guys I'm new and I wanted to make some funny jokes here to start me off. Comment your own too!
What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm?
Getting raped by a giant scorpion.
Q: Why can't Micheal J Fox draw a perfect circle?
A: Because drawing a perfect circle is impossible for any human.
Q: What is red and smells like blue paint?
A: Red paint.
What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm?
Getting raped by a giant scorpion.
Q: Why can't Micheal J Fox draw a perfect circle?
A: Because drawing a perfect circle is impossible for any human.
Q: What is red and smells like blue paint?
A: Red paint.
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A man walks into a bar.
He's a recovering alcoholic and this decision will ruin his relationship.
He's a recovering alcoholic and this decision will ruin his relationship.
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Q: What's green and has wheels?
A: Grass, I lied about the wheels.
What's red and looks like a bucket?
A red bucket.
What's blue and looks like a bucket?
A red bucket in disguise.
A: Grass, I lied about the wheels.
What's red and looks like a bucket?
A red bucket.
What's blue and looks like a bucket?
A red bucket in disguise.
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iTTGxMIKE wrote Q: What's green and has wheels?
A: Grass, I lied about the wheels.
What's red and looks like a bucket?
A red bucket.
What's blue and looks like a bucket?
A red bucket in disguise.
The last one was great.
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Breathe wrote A man walks into a bar.
He's a recovering alcoholic and this decision will ruin his relationship.
omg thats so funnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnny
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