me and my friend eric were walking to my house from school he was like BRO A BALOON! and i looked and was like HOLY S***!!!! and i went running to it and went to jump a guard rail missed with my front foot then back foot he said i kept trying to kick then went down on my face xD

when i was in 3rd year of high school i triipped om a set of stairs and as i was falling forwards i reached out to try and grab a windoledge but missed and put my hands through the single glazed window. i ended up cutting my right wrist really bad. there are three arteries which go into your hand and i cut two of them. i also cut 3 nerves and 2 tendons. so my hand couldnt function properly for a long time. i also lost alot of blood. i was so close to dying but luckily a 6th former saw me bleeding and grabbed my wrist and pulled me to the nurses office, who ofcourse at the time was on lunch!!, anywway she then took me to the main office in school where luckily enough there was a trained first aider who looked after me to the ambulance arrived. i ended up getting 6 hours of surgery involving stiches inside and outside my wrist. it took along time and lots of physio but my hand can function properly again although i have lost feeling to my little finger.
Then the summer after i kicked my footbal over a fence but like any kid instead of walking around i tryed to climb over but at the top my shoe caught and i fell but while i was falling i caught my hand on the pointy fence and sliced it open and at one point in my hand it wnt right through. this wasnt to bad though it just needed stiches and i have lost feeling to one side of my middle finger. this was my left hand this time by the way.
and finally when i was 4 i was standing at one side of a fence(a 90' corner) when suddnely a guy came round on his bike from behind me and his brake leaver stuck into my head. this bleed quite badly and i was lucky my skull wasnt broke from the force. this time i had to get staples in.
i have also broke my right wrist before acting stupid.
thats all my accidants and they are real and this took quite a while to write so dont try and say im lieng.

I heard Rebecca black friday...

Jokes but I fell and broke my face (hand not face )

Going fast down hill on bike turned into friends yard didnt see a brach on a tree it hit my neck i went flying oof bike and slit my throat open

I got shot by a 12 Gauge. I saw a huge deer, so I walked up to it to try and pet it, like an idiot, and some redneck was hunting, and didn't see me behind it, so when he shot, the buckshot went through the deer and hit me. Luckily, a doctor (or Veterinarian, which I found out later) was able to remove the buckshot and stitch me up.

I almost died.
That was my worst accident.

i hit the crossbar in soccer

Iv done many bad things that i dont remember that good but one thing : i was going to jump down a hill with my crappy bike. When i landed the chain snapped and got stuck in the backwheel and i slided on the grass a bit then I reached the asphalt and flew over the handelbar scrapeing my whole elbow and hands. I dont know how i saved my face but i got a sh*itload of dirt in my mouth I also got hit in my mouth with a hockeystick it hurt like shit and my teath are still crocked