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does anyone know a funny pick-up line?
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leave the pick-up line in the post plz
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just go up and say, " hey baby i fuced ya mamma last night now i wanna fuc u,
me and my loving will make ya dreams come true,or ya can just walk stright up too and say" her girl id like to get to know ya can ya give me ya name if ya jot down number youll get mine in exchange see cause im da man of this town and i hope ya dont my if i show ya around"


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Crap. Something is wrong with my phone. {Oh Really. What is that?} Its just that...your numbers not in it.
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do you work for subway? cuz you're giving me a footlong :trollin:
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http://www.youtube.com/user/SimplePickup

Not really a pickup line.

But a funny channel of guys who pick up girls in funny ways.
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DGxTickleZ wrote do you work for subway? cuz you're giving me a footlong :trollin:
AHAHAH **** Love It
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Can I have directions?
She says "To where?"
To your heart
Magic tricks are the best though in my opinion
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Interesting way to start a conversation:

You: (walk up to random girl) How much does a polar bear weigh?
Girl: Ermm i dont know?

You: Enough to break the ice, Hello my name is "blah"
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*Talking to a girl*
Guy: Do you want to know the word of the day?
Girl: Sure
Guy: Legs
Girl: Hmm?
Guy: The word of the day is legs... now lets go to my place and spread the word.

First time I heard it; it was funny
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walk past her then walk back and say "do beleive in love at first sight or do you want me to walk by again?"
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