A man and his wife are having sex when their 10 year old son walks in and screams, "Oh my God!"

The husband says "I'll go to his room and explain to him what was going on."

When the father walks in he finds his son having sex with his grandmother.

The father screams "Oh my God!!!"

"Yeah," the son replies, "It's not so funny when it's YOUR mother!"




I went to the Pre-ejaculation Clinic today. The problem was that when I got there everyone was gone. I guess I came early.

What 3 words does a woman not want to hear when having sex?

Darling I'm home!




Lol another funny one


On her 70th birthday, an old spinnster decides it's time to finnaly get married. Since she has no hot prospects, she decides to run this ad in the local newspaper:

" Seventy-year young virgin seeks husband. Must be in same age group, must not beat me, must not run around on me, and MUST still be good in bed. Apply in person"

The next day, her doorbell rings, and when she opens the door, much to her dismay is a gray haired man in a wheelchair, and he has no arms or legs.

She asks the man, "Do you really expect me to choose you? You don't even have any arms or legs!" The old man replies, "Well, I don't have arms, so how could I beat you?" The woman agrees, and asks him to proceed. "I don't have any legs, so how could I run around on you? Again, she agrees, and replies, "But how could you, without any arms or legs, possibly be good in bed?"

The man smiles and says, "I rang the doorbell, didn't I!"