RvB wrote Set an alarm at like three points throughout the night and then go in the bathroom for like 5 minutes each time then flush the toilet. Hopefully they'll hear it and realize your sick. If they don't just tell them in the morning.

*On a side note
I'm trying to do a project right now and it's almost one in the morning. Probably gonna take another three hours.

they will think im taking a piss

Kill yourself always works have done it 5times now and i still havent gone to school only a funeral!!!
really works and if it dosent ill give you 1,000,000
though u have to kill ur self first
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Ok so i just went in there and shes talking in her sleep. Next time i go in im gunna record it

say you have to get your k/d higher than your GPA again

Mary_Jane wrote

FileStalker_V2 wrote

MaltoDextrin wrote Threaten your mother by saying
'I Will stab you in the neck, with a knife'

Works everytime.. well i only ever needed to try it once, obviously failed so i went to plan B

Plan b:Stabbing your mother in the neck with a knife

Plan C Skip and tell your mom idk why the said i wasn't there and say i will talk to me teacher tomorrow about it but don't

Plan Double D : go to my mom and take her alarm clock of her phone so that she cant get me up (im not a little kid im just rlly lazy!)

Stop being so lazy and go get educated. Don't be such a bum. Go to school.

blowshaarddd wrote say you have to get your k/d higher than your GPA again

hahahahahahhaha nah ill be like. " Mom my fcking k/d is low so let me get it up! Please!"

Maybe you want to go to 10th prestige.

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I've skipped school about 10 times now. I cant go tomorrow Either I can't go to sleep. oh well.

LFTKO wrote Maybe you want to go to 10th prestige.

:trollin:

Cough* Boost! Cough*

Go to school. Trust me, I hate it. But, its your future.