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If your to fussy you dont get the pus*y
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I2AYDAR wrote What's the funnies pick up line you used on a girl
mine:
I know its not Christmas, but Santa's lap is always ready.



Lol i was going to write that to...
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lol ill tell all ma friends these thnx
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-Rabbit- wrote Is your name Laura El? Cos you're worth it.

Is your name Gilette? Cos you're the best a man can get.

If I could re-arrange the alphabet I'd put U and I together, then I'd C*m on your Ti*ts

Where are you from, Planet Beautiful?

What's your national anthem? God save your gracious Ti*ts.

Is your dad a cement mixer? Cos you is making me well hard.

Lol :S


Nice copy off Lee Nelson ;)

Clarice x
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you must be a ginger. because your on FIRE!

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Candy + Van = r.a.p.e

jk, or am I?

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Clarice-Thacker wrote
-Rabbit- wrote Is your name Laura El? Cos you're worth it.

Is your name Gilette? Cos you're the best a man can get.

If I could re-arrange the alphabet I'd put U and I together, then I'd C*m on your Ti*ts

Where are you from, Planet Beautiful?

What's your national anthem? God save your gracious Ti*ts.

Is your dad a cement mixer? Cos you is making me well hard.

Lol :S


Nice copy off Lee Nelson ;)

Clarice x


hehe he's my favourite, i loved those chat up lines, i use em alot ;D
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xUKG4MINGx wrote lol i think the funniest one i've heard being used is

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the word of the day is legs, so lets go back to your place and spread the word

Gee, that's a nice set of legs, what time do they open?
haha
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Are you a cement mixer because your making me well hard . ;)
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