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#41. Posted:
-eVoLx_ViiPeRz-
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Roses are red
Violets are blue
I'm colorblind

Roses are red
Violets are blue
God made me pretty but wut about u


Roses are red
Violets are blue
Idk wut to say so shut up
#42. Posted:
RageGamerRyan
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So there is a vampire and he walks into this bar and orders a cup of boiling water! So the bartender is thinking "WTF?" and gets the water for the vampire. After a few looks at the vampire he asks him "Hey you, if your a vampire why are you drinking water? Doesn't your type only drink blood?" So the vampire pulls out a used tampon and says with smirk on his face "I'm having tea! (insert trollface here)"
#43. Posted:
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How Do you Wake Up Lady GaGa?

PokeherFace
#44. Posted:
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*boy lives on a farm*
boy goes downstairs for breakfest
his mom says you have to get the stuff your self.
he goes to the cows gets his milk. he kicks the cows
he goes to the chickens gets the eggs and kicks the chickens
he goes inside and his mom says no one gets anything if they kicked an animal.
dad comes downstairs and kicks the cat
boy to mom: should i tell him or should you?
#45. Posted:
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I used to have a funny joke,

Then I took an arrow to the knee :trollin:.
#46. Posted:
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Have You Seen Stevie Wonder's Wife?

Answer : No

He Hasn't Seen Her Either.
#47. Posted:
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So a guy was riding his bike and he accidentally hit a girl, who's fault was it?


It's the guys' fault, he shouldn't be riding his bike in the kitchen. :trollin:
#48. Posted:
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What is the difference between a jew and a black person?

The black person has to sit at the back of the gas chamber.
#49. Posted:
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Your mom is so ugly she went into a haunted house and came out with a job application. :trollin:
#50. Posted:
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you put the peanut in the peanut hole lol
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