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why the guy fall out his wheel chair?.........
cus i threw a brick at him
cus i threw a brick at him
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why did the baby cross the road ? he was stapled to a CHICKEN
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How to you get a fat chick out of bed
Peice of Cake
Peice of Cake
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justin biebers tiny dick........nuff said
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Life is like a p3n15. Simple, soft, straight, relaxed and hanging freely. Then women make it hard.
You can tell its getting cold outside The black kids have pulled their jeans up.
You can tell its getting cold outside The black kids have pulled their jeans up.
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One day this girl, who is wearing a skirt, goes out to play with her friends.
She goes to the park and meets a boy. They talk about climbing trees.
The boy says to the girl: "Go on climb that tree."
The girls climbs up and the boy just stands there and looks up to the girls pants.
After a while the girl goes home and tells her mum about what happened.
Her mum says: "oh my stupid girl he just stood there and watched your pants."
The next day she went out again with her skirt on and met THAT boy again.
He told her to climb again and she did.
when she got home she tells her mum what happened again and her mum says: "My stupid girl he just stood there and watched your pants."
The girl replied and said: "No actually I tricked him, this time i did not wear any pants!"
She goes to the park and meets a boy. They talk about climbing trees.
The boy says to the girl: "Go on climb that tree."
The girls climbs up and the boy just stands there and looks up to the girls pants.
After a while the girl goes home and tells her mum about what happened.
Her mum says: "oh my stupid girl he just stood there and watched your pants."
The next day she went out again with her skirt on and met THAT boy again.
He told her to climb again and she did.
when she got home she tells her mum what happened again and her mum says: "My stupid girl he just stood there and watched your pants."
The girl replied and said: "No actually I tricked him, this time i did not wear any pants!"
Roses are red
cabbage is green
open your legs
ill fill you with cream
cabbage is green
open your legs
ill fill you with cream
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So a guy is about to leave a bar before he sees a bowl of cash on the counter. He asks the bartender what he has to do to get it.
The bartender says, "You see that horse over there? You have to make it laugh."
So the guys goes up whispers in the horses ear and the horse cracks up laughing. The guys takes the cash and walks out. Few days later same situation roles around.
Guy askes the bartender what he has to do this time.
Bartender says, "You see the horse? You have to make him cry."
The guy walks over to the horse and pulls down his pants and underwear. The horse starts crying.
As the guy is about to take the cash the bartender says, "Ok you gotta tell me how you did it."
The guy says, "Well the first time I told him I had a bigger p3nis, the second time I showed him."
The bartender says, "You see that horse over there? You have to make it laugh."
So the guys goes up whispers in the horses ear and the horse cracks up laughing. The guys takes the cash and walks out. Few days later same situation roles around.
Guy askes the bartender what he has to do this time.
Bartender says, "You see the horse? You have to make him cry."
The guy walks over to the horse and pulls down his pants and underwear. The horse starts crying.
As the guy is about to take the cash the bartender says, "Ok you gotta tell me how you did it."
The guy says, "Well the first time I told him I had a bigger p3nis, the second time I showed him."
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Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling?
Cause he doesent know hes black!
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Motto: Philosophy huh?
Motto: Philosophy huh?
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Motto: Philosophy huh?
I posted this about a year ago,
3 Guys are in a cafe.
The first guy says "I have the smallest arm in the world."
The second guy says I have the smallest head in the world."
The third guy says I have the smallest **** in the world.
They all go to the Guinness Book of World records.
The first guy comes back and says I really have the smallest arm in the world.
The seconds guy returns and says I have the smallest head in the world.
The third guy comes back and angrily says WHO THE **** IS JUSTIN BIEBER
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So 3 guys walk into the bathroom at a bar.
After about a half an hour the first guy walks out. The bartender asks him why he was in there so long. The man replied, "I was blowing bubbles". Confused, the bartender goes back to work.
Then after another half hour, the second guy walks out. The bartender asks him the same question, and he replies, "I was also blowing bubbles".
Shortly after the third guy walks out and the bartender asks, "Were you blowing bubbles too?". He replies, "No, I am Bubbles."
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After about a half an hour the first guy walks out. The bartender asks him why he was in there so long. The man replied, "I was blowing bubbles". Confused, the bartender goes back to work.
Then after another half hour, the second guy walks out. The bartender asks him the same question, and he replies, "I was also blowing bubbles".
Shortly after the third guy walks out and the bartender asks, "Were you blowing bubbles too?". He replies, "No, I am Bubbles."
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