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Name my son Mike Literous
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Dots
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Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps, "My friend is dead! What can I do?". The operator says "Calm down. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then a gun shot is heard. Back on the phone, the guy says "OK, now what?"
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Dave : "Sorry Boss Im Not working today i have a wee-cough"

Boss : " you have a wee-cough"

Dave : "Really Thanks ! See You Next Week "


Or


Q : Why Do All the telly tubbies go to toilet at the same time?

A : Theres only one tinky winky
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Man Calls The Cops and says :

Man: Officer There is Two Girls Fighting over me.

Officer: whats the problem with that?

Man : The \Fat Ones Winning
#75. Posted:
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black ops.... nuff said
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Sit wrote Man and wife are making a new password for the computer. The man types "mypenis", wife falls to the floor laughing because the computer says "error: too short" (:

Lol.

wanna come up with ur own joke for once buddy
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What is green and has wheels?
Grass, I lied about the wheels.



What do moles and hawks have in common?
They both live in the ground, besides the hawk.
#78. Posted:
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Only click if you want to quite rude .

There was a man and a women who had 2 kids but because one was only 2 he slept with his mum in dad in bed and they couldn't get any sleep,so they decide to go in there 12 year old daughters room because she has a bunk bed, then the man said to the women say "Lettuce if you want to go faster say cabbage if you want to go slower". So the women says "Lettuce,Cabbage,Lettuce,Cabbage,Lettuce,Cabbage. Then there daughter said "Can you stop making a sandwich the mayonnaise is going everywhere.
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Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.
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penis

anyone anyone? haha
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