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XeNz_ReMiiX
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Q: "How much does a polar bear weigh?"
A: "Enough to break the ice, hello I'm bob."

Q: "Are you a parking ticket?"
A: "because you gone fine written all over you."

Q: "Are you a general?"
A: "Because you're making my private stand attention."

"You turn my Software into Hardware."

Q: "Do you work at Subway?"
A: "Because you're giving me a foot long!"

Q: "Let's have a talk!"
A: "Sit on my lap and we'll talk about the first thing that comes up!"

Q: "What has 142 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk?"
A: "My zipper."


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This is not official but...
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well my bad haha i'll change the name
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You should add "You make my software turn into hardware" :trollin:
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Jog wrote You should add "You make my software turn into hardware" :trollin:


haha alright. i've never heard that one. lol
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"Do you work at Subway? Because you're giving me a foot long!"

"Let's have a talk! Sit on my lap and we'll talk about the first thing that comes up!"

"Let's play Titanic! My P*nis is the titanic and I crash into your icebergs!"
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Lol very good pickup lines
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