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#21. Posted:
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How does Chuck Norris get his d!ck ten feet long?
He folds it in half.
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chuck Norris is a ****** why do poeple care about him like really
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chuck norris can see thunder and hear lightning.
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Chuck Norris Can Hear Sign Language
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TTG_Callofduty wrote chuck Norris is a **** why do poeple care about him like really

They're just jokes. He isn't really special, the jokes are just for fun..
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post this in the jokes section
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Chuck Norris can stab someone with a round ball.
And Chuck Norris once went to the virgin islands... once he left they were no longer called the virgin islands.
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Chuck Norris broke all the mirrors in the neighborhood because there can only be 1 Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris doesn't do push up's, he pushes the world down.

Chuck Norris made a hamburger by throwing a cow threw a fence.
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