The first thing is people saying things like, "You mad bro?" "Cool story bro," and jokes about my mom. No I'm not going to give you some bullshit story about how my mom is dead and how great your jokes make me feel, because that would be me stooping to your level or illiteracy. All those jokes show is that you are too immature and/or unintelligent to think of a better insult. It shows me that you think jokes I made when I was in second and third grade are still funny. I have two things to say to those people, grow up, and learn some new jokes.

The second is people bitching about me killing them with certain guns. No, I won't stop using the UMP if I don't feel like it. No I won't allow your feelings and opinions dictate what I do and how I play a game I payed good money for. I payed for the game and within the confines of the rules I'll play it however the hell I want.

The third thing on my list is blatant disregard for the proper use of the English language. Is it really that hard to take the extra millisecond to add the period/other punctuation at the end of a sentence; or take the extra second or two to know which word you're using? Ex. Two, too, to, you're, your, their, there, they're

The fourth is people trying to take credit for another person's work. Even if they didn't copy and paste the post from me, or paraphrase my post without giving credit, it seems like they're trying to call everyone using the forum too stupid to know that they copied the post before theirs. If plagiarism is illegal in school then why do people think that it's ok for them to do it anywhere else? It's not only rude but it's essentially stealing the work of another person.

The fifth thing is people that have like ten days played on a game telling me to get a life just because I make them sound like an idiot. For example, if someone calls me a ******, I first tell them that no I'm not an uneducated person, I am one of the most educated people I know, and then they say something like no a ******'s a black guy, I counter with, actually the definition of the word ****** is uneducated man. The meaning that society has placed on that word means black person because back before the civil rights movement, blacks were thought to be a lower form of life than whites. It's essentially the same thing as telling me that just because whites used to call blacks things like "boy," "***," and "monkey," that all those words also mean black person. After they just sit there presumably scratching there ass trying to comprehend what I just told them, the only thing that they can come up with is, "get a life ******" or back to the first thing on my list, a joke about my mom.


There's a lot more on my list but I think I'll save that for another time. Thanks for listening to/reading my rant and tolerating my complaining thus far