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#21. Posted:
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u know how u look for the boogie man before u go to bed the boogie man looks for chuck norris
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The entire state of New York wear "I <3 Chuck" t-shirts
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Chuck Norris doesn't flush the toilet, he scares the sh*t out of it.

Chuck Norris once urinated in a semi truck's gas tank as a joke....that truck is now known as Optimus Prime.

Death once had a near-Chuck Norris experience

Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.

Life insurance premiums are based on how far you live from Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris once kicked the Earth, it hasn't stopped spinning.

Chuck Norris once got bit by a rattle snake........ After three days of pain and agony ..................the rattle snake died.

Chuck Norris can strangle you with a cordless telephone.

Chuck Norris gets the Sunday papers on Thursday.

Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack. His heart isn't nearly foolish enough to attack him.

Chuck Norris once gave a box of his old watches to a group of kids. these kids are now known as the power rangers.
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When Chuck Norris does push ups he just pushes the Earth downward.
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Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried
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You know how people were Superman underwear well, Superman wears a pair of Chuck Norris underwair
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Chuck Norris is So Tough when he is Running Late Time Stops.

Chuck Norris is So Tough he beat the Cinnamon Challenge
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lolololololololololololololololololo
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Chuck Norris has sex with every women once a month, as a result, they bleed for a week.
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