PointzSoEasy wrote

liqour_man wrote

PointzSoEasy wrote

liqour_man wrote one time i kidnapped this guys mom just to get 5 rep.....temgo un queso in mi culo waeee!

Get a green card then you can actually try to make us laugh legally LMFAO.

huh i never knew here was such thing as an illegal laugh my bad

No idk it was pretty random lol.

you said lol give me rep

TTGThePrimeOne wrote

peterre wrote if u want an easy 33 rep u have to tell me a funny joke adn the on i think is th best get 33 rep

you

Lol nice way to win or fail.

im not the one giving out the rep.

TTGThePrimeOne wrote

_Mitch_ wrote ok so there was this boy and his parents where having a party and hhe heard the nabores fighting and they said ****** and b4sterd and the boy went to his mom and asked what they ment and she said ****** is a girl and b4sterd is a boy so then he hears them fighting again and they say **** and vagina and he askes his mom what they ment and his mom said **** is a coat and v4gina is a jacket so when his dad was shaving his face he cut him self and said **** and he asked his dad what that ment and his dad said it was a type of shaving cream so then his mom cut her finger and she said fuk and he asked what that was and she said it was a way of cutting the turky READ ON

So when the guests come the little boy answers the door and says hello ******'s and b4sterd's may i take your **** and v4gina my dads upstairs shaving **** off his face and my mom is fuking a turkey

cool story bro

if you understand what the **** are its really funny

The Mistaken Hiker

A guy is hiking up a mountain when he notices a girl standing at the edge of a cliff, crying profusely. “Hey,” he says, “if you’re going to jump, how about giving me a blow job before you do it?”

“My life’s been nothing but crap,” says the girl. “So I might as well.”

After the girl’s done, the guy says, “Wow, that was great. Why are you so depressed, anyway?”

The girl replies, “My family disowned me for dressing like a woman.”

Gatorbait16 wrote The Mistaken Hiker

A guy is hiking up a mountain when he notices a girl standing at the edge of a cliff, crying profusely. “Hey,” he says, “if you’re going to jump, how about giving me a blow job before you do it?”

“My life’s been nothing but crap,” says the girl. “So I might as well.”

After the girl’s done, the guy says, “Wow, that was great. Why are you so depressed, anyway?”
coool story bro
The girl replies, “My family disowned me for dressing like a woman.”

Gatorbait16 wrote The Mistaken Hiker

A guy is hiking up a mountain when he notices a girl standing at the edge of a cliff, crying profusely. “Hey,” he says, “if you’re going to jump, how about giving me a blow job before you do it?”

“My life’s been nothing but crap,” says the girl. “So I might as well.”

After the girl’s done, the guy says, “Wow, that was great. Why are you so depressed, anyway?”

The girl replies, “My family disowned me for dressing like a woman.”

Best by far, you deserve a medal.

Lol thats a good one. But i wonder how many people copied and pasted...

ya, alot of ppl copy and paste

how do you put a message inside a message like they did wit my joke