This are some that i thought of:
1. Snipers are only a one shot kill when someone else uses it.
2. You will always miss by one inch when you throw a Knife.
3. Team mates will always stand next to you when theres a Predator Missile, and you have Blind Eye.
5. Flashes and stuns Last Forever if your Hit by one, and when you Throw it the enemies kill you like they werent hit by one.
6. Grenade launchers only work for the enemy.
7. Cars always seem to explode when your right next to it.
8. You will always be called a NOOB when ever you use a shotgun because it gets one shot kills.
9. You will always be called a NOOB when ever you use the Sniper Rifle Correctly.

i definately agree with these

Somehow, every time you go for a trickshot you've seen in a montage, you get a hitmarker

haha this is so true! These same rules apply to me!

I Have 3....

1. When your teammate is last alive in a Search and Destroy Game and he is afk for the whole round -_-

2. When your the last alive in Search and Destroy and try to clutch 1v6 you need to kill one more dude then you get owned by an RPG/NoobTube/Shotgun to your back.

3. You look at a corner for 4 mins waiting if someone comes there and you look away for 1 sec and you get r.a.p.e.d

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Yeah we should !!!!!!!!!

lol, looks like someone has been raging

You put a clip into someone bullets go through them, the killcam says you didn't shoot

random no scope bullet hits random car to the left but they somehow die(when standing nowhere where the bullet hit)


you join in say hi, get random trash talk

see a cool ledge to snipe from, invisible wall WTF?

Get infected kill 4 humans at once, they all rejoin instantly

friend gets collateral game winning kill...You "OMFG nice man that was some really great gameplay ect..", you get 720 cross map no-scope clutch game winning kill...friend "Meh dont care"

Sound whoreing, Da da da da da da DA! te-bagged and knifed in back...STUPID FUCKEN MUSIC!

Doing really well, just called in osprey gunner....host RAGE Quits returned to main menu.

Enemy chopper no need to worry, I will just snipe the driver......No one driving WTF? infinity ward you :trollin:

Half way through round 42 on moon day after map pack released, "the black ops server is unavailable"
you just got treyarced!

walk out of behind of a corner, guy was shooting before knew you were there

10th unlock all lobby, how it works: Pay host 1200 MSP Kicked from party, blocked communications.


All this bullsh1t and it's still the best game out? :facepalm:

nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

when you're in a corner, looking left.. then right, then left, then right.. then he comes from the left-_-