I got hit by a four wheeler, almost died, im so thankful, that i was watched over that day!

Weemushy wrote

Racist wrote my whole entire finger nail came off from getting ran over

By a car or what? If it's a car I'd say you got kinda lucky that it was only a finger nail Oo

oh no, i meant by a skateboard

When I was like 12 I tried to jump off of my rafters, And when I jumped my nut sack caught a rusty nail and I was hanging by it
But the most painfull part was when they had to stick a needle into my ripped open scrotum to numb the area.

I got my toenail ripped off by a treadmill.
It hurt.

I went to my friends house, we played football in his backyard. I was running to catch it when everyone yelled "Watch out!, look up!", and I ran straight into his pool deck. Knocked me out cold. About 2 hours after that my whole forehead was numb..

scratched in the eye ball by my cat...


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Brother was holding my cat down because he wanted to pet it, i put my face in front of it and it jumped out and scratched me.. doctor said if it was any deeper i'd be getting stitches.

Omen wrote I went to my friends house, we played football in his backyard. I was running to catch it when everyone yelled "Watch out!, look up!", and I ran straight into his pool deck. Knocked me out cold. About 2 hours after that my whole forehead was numb..

Speaking of football, when i got my cast for my broken arm there was a kid who got his elbow stuck in the face mask. Your comment just reminded me of that.

Uhhm well i broke my wrist in 4th grade playing Tackle Football with a bunch of highschoolers ya ik bad idea and i tried to clear one kid i did than i get hit while in the air and land on my wrist all the way turned around.

So ya lol

P.S. I was going to califorina next week so not a great idea

Oh gosh where do I start.
I was going to my car washing job in 77' and I tried to jump over a puddle of water and broke my leg in 3 spots, but didn't go to the hospital for about 2 weeks.
I cracked my skull playing football with helmet to helmet contact breaking my helmet in the process.
I went skiing for the first time, fell, hit a tree, then some going 50mph slams into my back and the ski is lodged into my back. Had to get surgery with 6 broken disks.
Someone threw a ladder at me, so I picked up a metal cleat and threw it at his head and got lodged in his cheek. I went to jail for 6 months.
I tripped over a concrete slab, running full speed into a pile of wet concrete. (Dont ask)
WORST OF ALL--->. Got stabbed in the hand then got it stapled to a wall, then someone shot me in the leg with a 40. Colt
Navy seal training, was drowned ATLEAST 100 times, most irritating feeling ever. My peniss got grazed by a butcher knife.



All true stories.

Birth, my mom gave me a hard time