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Randy From Lamb of God Runs For President
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Lamb of God's vocalist D.Randall Blythe is actually running for president. His campaign slogan is "**** the dumb shit. Lets get real here." "The GOP is parading around a bunch of ass-clowns in what has got to be the most embarrassing primary season in the history of their party." He says,Thats right, ME. David Randall Blythe. Ol D. Randall. Uncle Randy. Wassisname, that dude from that one band that got drunk and fought in a skirt. I love the USA like a nerd loves D&D, I am thoroughly disgusted with the state of affairs, and I am ready, willing, and able to **** SHIT UP without a micro-seconds hesitation in order to fix what ails this country. All you have to do is elect me as the next President of the United States of America and Ill handle the rest..

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*sigh* Well f***. Now I have to go register to vote
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I'll tell you that some people are going to vote for him because he looks like Jesus.
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Runite wrote I'll tell you that some people are going to vote for him because he looks like Jesus.


He's the one to the right.


I'd say why not, Not like anyone else is a better pick. Politics are bullish*t, All they do is lie right in front of your face and you will never know. Nothing they say is the truth and they can never back it up.
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Oh golly
That's.... unexpected
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Pfft Ron Paul FTW
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definess wrote Pfft Ron Paul FTW

You mean Vermin Supreme..
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Please tell me this is a joke
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Old news, Now Casey Anthony is running.
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