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Post your jokes and the best ones will get 50 rep
One of the best jokes i could find
"Dude i wasn't drunk"
"Bro yes you were"
"No"
"You grabbed my little sisters hamster and threw it across the room and screamed go Pikachu"
One of the best jokes i could find
"Dude i wasn't drunk"
"Bro yes you were"
"No"
"You grabbed my little sisters hamster and threw it across the room and screamed go Pikachu"
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I would tell you mine about the butter but you might spread it
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This is this guy on a wheelchair waiting at the bus stop.
The bus came on a guy said "how you getting on"
Lol
The bus came on a guy said "how you getting on"
Lol
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For Moments Like This I Have This Joke:
A couple of New Jersey hunters are out in the woods when one of them falls to the ground. He doesn't seem to be breathing, his eyes are rolled back in his head. The other guy whips out his cell phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps to the operator: My friend is dead! What can I do?
The operator, in a calm soothing voice says: Just take it easy. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead. There is a silence, then a shot is heard.
The guy's voice comes back on the line. He says: OK, now what?
Tip: Yeah It's Copied And Pasted, But I Really Like This Joke.
A couple of New Jersey hunters are out in the woods when one of them falls to the ground. He doesn't seem to be breathing, his eyes are rolled back in his head. The other guy whips out his cell phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps to the operator: My friend is dead! What can I do?
The operator, in a calm soothing voice says: Just take it easy. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead. There is a silence, then a shot is heard.
The guy's voice comes back on the line. He says: OK, now what?
Tip: Yeah It's Copied And Pasted, But I Really Like This Joke.
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Se7ensins
Nuff said :trollin:
Nuff said :trollin:
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JOKES !
1. What Do You Call $20.
2. Did you hear the joke about Hellen Keller. ( No Affence )
3. What do you call a black priest.
4. What do you need for 10th prestige.
ANSWERS !
1. Two blondes .. ten minutes
2. Neither did she
3. a holy ****
4. 40 Year old in the basement
-- NOT MEANT TO BE AFFENCIVE !
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1. What Do You Call $20.
2. Did you hear the joke about Hellen Keller. ( No Affence )
3. What do you call a black priest.
4. What do you need for 10th prestige.
ANSWERS !
1. Two blondes .. ten minutes
2. Neither did she
3. a holy ****
4. 40 Year old in the basement
-- NOT MEANT TO BE AFFENCIVE !
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BadKid_ wrote This is this guy on a wheelchair waiting at the bus stop.
The bus came on a guy said "how you getting on"
Lol
Wasnt affensive .. wasnt funny either tho !
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wanna hear a dirty joke?
Dirt :trollin: :trollin:
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Regular wrote For Moments Like This I Have This Joke:That actually made me laugh I gave you 50 rep
A couple of New Jersey hunters are out in the woods when one of them falls to the ground. He doesn't seem to be breathing, his eyes are rolled back in his head. The other guy whips out his cell phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps to the operator: My friend is dead! What can I do?
The operator, in a calm soothing voice says: Just take it easy. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead. There is a silence, then a shot is heard.
The guy's voice comes back on the line. He says: OK, now what?
Tip: Yeah It's Copied And Pasted, But I Really Like This Joke.
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A man and wife are making a new password for the computer .
The man types 'mypenis'.
The wife falls to the floor laughing because the computer says 'ERROR: Too short'.
:satisfied:
The man types 'mypenis'.
The wife falls to the floor laughing because the computer says 'ERROR: Too short'.
:satisfied:
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