For however many days it takes, pull a fingernail/toenail/tooth each day. Then, make them slide down a long razorblade into a pool of alcohol. If they don't die from that, they would soon.

I would shoot them... In the arm

ok i would strap them down. slowly cuy off their fingers and arms and dig their eyes out (making sure they were still alive) and tie the cords in the eyes together and pull until they snap and then when they are blind, beath their "cubes" and "shlong" witha baseball bat and then cut their insides out and make them eat their own intestines then make them shuv a watermelon up their @$$ and S*** it out their mouth then shoot em in the face 3 times ( and on the 4th time make sure it kills them) any likes? did anyone puke?

Push them into an airplane turbine?

Use my diamond sword of course.

Spill a tub of spiders cut there elbows and knees hang you bye your nipples and cut your limbs and slit your throat and gut your body.

Came up with it instaly

Choke them to death on a packet of catsup

i would push there Adams apple up with force

Ever seen hostel?

That's how...

Rape them with anal so much they die of internal bleeding.