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THN wrote I laughed at this for like 2 weeks, and it is a genuine report by a Christian Society

Skrillex, a Gothic icon and Lesbian fashionista whose name is Latin for Homosexual Satan Wasp, is the biggest act in Dubstep today a music genre founded on consuming massive amounts of drugs and having raucous pre-marital sex with numerous partners and his winnings at the 2012 Grammys prove that his satanic presence will be felt for years to come. As long as Skrillex wins Grammys and is accepted by mainstream media, he will claim souls for Satan and molest our children through his perverse philosophy of futuristic devil machine music.

Skrillex is the inventor of dubstep whose sole purpose is to provide a drop common youth terminology for procuring and snorting drugs. In addition, the rhythm patterns he employs in his music are known to cause seizures to certain people, which provides ample opportunity for other concert-goers to r*pe said afflicted person(s).

Skrillex, a known emosexual, was born Sonny Moore. He rose to fame with the satanic Rock n roll band From First To Last (a band name that celebrates falling from Gods grace) and soon parlayed that success into something much more blasphemous; something that incorporates elements of Warhol-era rampant homosexuality and perversion, electronic music and lesbian-influenced haircuts. It is rumored that 1 in 3 women are raped at a Skrillex concert and forced to abort their children soon after.

Over 100% of homosexual gays listen to, or have listened to Skrillex in their life mostly while participating in door-to-door recruitment for sex orgies or attempting to molest children in one of the patented R*pe Vans used by the gay homo community.

In addition, Skrillex has launched a grotesque fashion trend, where upon weak-minded woman destroy their hallowed vessels of child birthing by SHAVING the side of their head the same thing responsible for the downfall of Samson is being ENCOURAGED by this gnome-ish pervert. Skrillex will stop at nothing to get every teen in America hooked on dubstep and ecstasy (a potent street drug responsible for terrorism).


Read the full article here Lol. dont truat these guys, they come up with crazy sh*t...


NOTE: I LIKE SKRILLEX, I THINK THIS IS FUNNY AS HELL WHAT CHRISTIANS COME UP WITH. I DONT AGREE WITH IT, I'M NOT CALLING YOU GAY, THE CHRISTIANS ARE. TAKE IT OUT ON THEM



Well. I think christians need to chill. The world is evolving and stuff. They still have no proof of "God" And this just cracked me up XD
#62. Posted:
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Wow, People seriously believe this kind of crap, devil worshipers don't exist, it was just a scare back in the 80's. Look it up before you post and what is so bad about gay people? You should stop pointing fingers Mr. man of god. Piss off.
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Wow that was weird when I was reading it.
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Don't Christians have anything better to do with their damn lives?

Instead of writing crap like this?
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is it bad that i was listening to him while reading this?
#66. Posted:
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Yes christians are insane. they have no reason to live.

1. they said Minecraft is promoting sexual abuse<--WTF?
2.They think skrillex promotes sh*t because their jealous that skrillex has more fans and money than a cheap a*s christian.

I HATE RELIGION.
theres no point to it.

heaven is not real. just because a no-life loser had the time to right out a fake book doesnt mean its real. a book cant prove ANYTHING.

Religion is just existing because its what makes people different.
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Hollywood_Undead wrote Yes christians are insane. they have no reason to live.

1. they said Minecraft is promoting sexual abuse<--WTF?
2.They think skrillex promotes sh*t because their jealous that skrillex has more fans and money than a cheap a*s christian.

I HATE RELIGION.
theres no point to it.

heaven is not real. just because a no-life loser had the time to right out a fake book doesnt mean its real. a book cant prove ANYTHING.

Religion is just existing because its what makes people different.


Bro you're looking at Land over baptist. They're idiots. Not even real Christans, Some groups are idiots but most of us are normal people. They miss translate it. don't hate on us just because some sound like idiots
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umm... not sure what i just read...?
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I do not like skrillex, at all.
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i just like it when hes live and he twists those nobs and levers like hes god hahahahah
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