DemonModzv1 wrote who ever can tell me the funniest joke will win a account which includes:
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be quick

heres 2!

A wife walks into a room and says to the husband "Im gonna make u the happiest man alive tonight" and the husband replies "Dont screw about, whos gonna help u pack at this time of night?"

And the other one is

a dad cooks a deer but doesnt tell the kids what it is, he gives the kids a clue. "Its what your mother calls me" and the kids shout "DONT EAT IT, ITS A FREAKING DICK!"

Sorry for the swearing, but its in the joke

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Yo mama so dumb she runs to the mailbox whenever her computer beeps: "you have a new mail

Your mom was so old.. she was never taught History..

theres quiet good them mate im going to wait abit longer but your getting the accoun at the momment

We Will Call the Kid Bob ok

So Bob come homes from school is mother asks him what happen in school today he said i had sex with my teacher the mother sent bob up to his room and she told him his dad would talk to him.The dad comes home and go upstairs to bobs room and hes like i heard the good news your finally a man tommor im going to buy you a dirtbike. Bob is driving his dirtbike and his friends come up and asks how he got it and he said i had sex with my teacher and they asked are you going to do it again?Bob says no my bum hole still hurts from last time.

FrizzyDaz wrote Yo mama so dumb she runs to the mailbox whenever her computer beeps: "you have a new mail

You done it wrong its

Your Mama is so dumb whenever her computer says "You have mail" She runs down to the post office and says "Do i have any mail because my computer says I do"

1887Pro wrote We Will Call the Kid Bob ok

So Bob come homes from school is mother asks him what happen in school today he said i had sex with my teacher the mother sent bob up to his room and she told him his dad would talk to him.The dad comes home and go upstairs to bobs room and hes like i heard the good news your finally a man tommor im going to buy you a dirtbike. Bob is driving his dirtbike and his friends come up and asks how he got it and he said i had sex with my teacher and they asked are you going to do it again?Bob says no my bum hole still hurts from last time.

ROFL