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#11. Posted:
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XxDarkNinja12x wrote
FrizzyDaz wrote Yo mama so dumb she runs to the mailbox whenever her computer beeps: "you have a new mail


You done it wrong its

Your Mama is so dumb whenever her computer says "You have mail" She runs down to the post office and says "Do i have any mail because my computer says I do"


yea ninja is right
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Q. What is Osama bin Laden's idea of safe sex?
A. Marking the camels that kick.

Lol^
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here is 3 jokes
How do you stop a drug addict from breaking in and robbing your house?
Hold an Intervention.

Knock knock!
Who's there?
IWnet
Iwne.. *migrating host please wait 5... 4... 3.. 2.. 1..*
Unable to migrate host return to knock knock.

I wanna take you home and give you headshots all night.
Baby, you're hotter then Afghan on a sunny day.
Wanna play hardcore capture MY flag?
My dick is like the game winning kill.. without the slow motion.
I want to set up my sentry gun inside you.
Girl, you make my UAV go airborne
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i have got quite a few but i dont want a account:d
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am i aloud posting another joke if so here it is

you know when your addicted to mw2 so much when you go in your girlfriends pants you yell Tactical Intersection!
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last minute get your jokes in !!
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Heres a funny fact:

Did you know the Seven dwarfs are named after the seven sife-affects of Cocain?
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These jokes really are hilarious, hard choice...

- L3GENDzZ 8)
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TTG_L3GENdzZ wrote These jokes really are hilarious, hard choice...

- L3GENDzZ 8)



I know, I love myne though lols
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if a man comes at 20mph its perfectly safe to hit a child
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