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#31. Posted:
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i got a jtag but i just wanted to participate in this anyway
#32. Posted:
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Ok here i go!...

Im Fat!.

;) WIN?
#33. Posted:
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DemonModzv1 wrote EVERYONE THAT MESSAGED A JOKE LEAVE YOUR GAMERTAG WITH YOU JOKE IN QUOTES I WILL INVITE THE WINNER TO MY PARTY AND SEND THE DETAILS


im not on xbox
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natta wrote here is 3 jokes
How do you stop a drug addict from breaking in and robbing your house?
Hold an Intervention.

Knock knock!
Who's there?
IWnet
Iwne.. *migrating host please wait 5... 4... 3.. 2.. 1..*
Unable to migrate host return to knock knock.

I wanna take you home and give you headshots all night.
Baby, you're hotter then Afghan on a sunny day.
Wanna play hardcore capture MY flag?
My **** is like the game winning kill.. without the slow motion.
I want to set up my sentry gun inside you.
Girl, you make my UAV go airborne


my gt is WrC x MoTioNz x
#35. Posted:
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PATIENT: "Doctor, I've got a strawberry stuck up my bum."
DOCTOR: "I've got some cream for that."


Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other man pulls out his cell phone and calls emergency services.

He gasps to the operator: "My friend is dead! What can I do?" The operator in a calm, soothing voice replies: "Take it easy. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then a shot is heard.

Back on the phone, the hunter says, "OK, now what?"
#36. Posted:
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XxDarkNinja12x wrote
DemonModzv1 wrote who ever can tell me the funniest joke will win a account which includes:
mw2 10th (Everything Unlocked, Coloured Class Names and High Stats)
waw 10h (All Guns and High Stats)
be quick


heres 2!

A wife walks into a room and says to the husband "Im gonna make u the happiest man alive tonight" and the husband replies "Dont screw about, whos gonna help u pack at this time of night?"

And the other one is

a dad cooks a deer but doesnt tell the kids what it is, he gives the kids a clue. "Its what your mother calls me" and the kids shout "DONT EAT IT, ITS A FREAKING ****!"

Sorry for the swearing, but its in the joke

GT: LfcNutterzZxX




GT IS LfcNutterzZxX
#37. Posted:
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We Will Call the Kid Bob ok

So Bob come homes from school is mother asks him what happen in school today he said i had sex with my teacher the mother sent bob up to his room and she told him his dad would talk to him.The dad comes home and go upstairs to bobs room and hes like i heard the good news your finally a man tommor im going to buy you a dirtbike. Bob is driving his dirtbike and his friends come up and asks how he got it and he said i had sex with my teacher and they asked are you going to do it again?Bob says no my bum hole still hurts from last time.


My Gamertag is Dudkaaa but im not online right now and only silver
#38. Posted:
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Why not look for the funnies joke in jokes forum and send to one of them ?
#39. Posted:
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Ok there were some amazing jokes and it was to hard to pick to who ever can guess my favorit number between 1-30 will win the account
YOU MUST HAVE XBOX LIVE + LEAVE YOUR GAMERTAG UNDERNEATH YOUR NUMBER.
YOU CAN ONLY HAVE 1 GUESS !!
#40. Posted:
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18

nZyMa x

Hope i Win ;)
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