Are there any really simple fixes? I have it apart atm so I am good for your thoughts.. dont send me a link to a video... I cant watch videos I need a good txt tut or somthing... or a hard fix or cheap easy fix.... so what do you all think?

I know it has never been online... it has the first dash! so I really want to fix it. ( I know it has the first dash because my friend had it at his house.. and he has never had internet and I played it... he told me he has never connected it too live.