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Should I?
Yes, that roommate need's to get kicked.
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No, leave it alone and forget it ever happened.
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What!. The Blank...
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What The Blank, data log 6.7.3:20am
Ok so it's 3:20am in the mourning I just woke up having to go to church at about 9:45-10 till 12:30 and the first thing I here is, "My Blank is wet, I don't know how it happened but they got my Blank all wet!" I'm thinking What the Blank! I was home alone watching my dog's parents were out of town till Monday what's going on? So I open my door, go to the bathroom and try to take a piss then out of nowhere someone tries to break in to my bathroom. I'm still pant's down going WTF, I pull up my pant's to open my door to find out what's going on. When I unlocked it a girl comes flying in out of now where, I'm thinking What the Blank!. but Ik this girl so instead I say, " Heeellloooo ;) ." Her first reaction is "Ohhh Blank..." I look down my hallway and theirs a naked man comeing out of my roomates room. I turn to go to my kitchen for some food and Bamn theirs another one in my kitchen, so I turn to go outside to my backup fridge and Bamn theirs another one in my pool, Like What The BLank!. So through my mind my first thought is ok so three naked men in my house, beer pong cups on my backyard table and my 9mil is in my room, Blank!! how do I get passed them to grab it. When out of nowhere my roomate comes up from be hind me and grabs me, "I have your Blank!. Opps wrong person srry" At this point I'm like What The Blank is Blanking Going on!. I finally get passed them and back in my room, grab the 9mil and walk out aiming safety off. To come out to my back yard and their all gone. I'm like ok, am I imagining thing's, no way.. ik this just happened.. I turn to go back inside and Bamn their are all of them in my kitchen eating my food. It's now past the moment of no return. I click back trigger and shoot 3 rounds into the air, " Ok this is your warning if I come out here again to see the Blank the next shot is straight to you Member's, Got It!. They all freak and run out my front door with their clothes as my roommate sit's their apologizing. Now what should I do, should I tell my parent's what happened or should I just ignore it.
Serious question, though I posted this here cause after reading it I found it quite funny myself.
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LMAO really their was naked guys in your house and you didn't freak out, lol your so cool.
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