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Yo momma so fat, that when god said let there be light she had to move.

Yo momma so stupid, she sits on the television and watches the sofa.

Yo momma so old, she farts out dust.

Yo momma so poor, she can't afford to go on welfare.

Yo momma so poor, she got thrown out of a homeless shelter.

Yo momma so poor, she tried to use food stamps on a gumball machine.

Yo momma so poor, a burgler broke into her house and left her some money.

Please comment what you think took me awhile to think of thanks
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So your saying you thought those up?
Nope.
Seen um a million times

Senses
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You didn't think of these, they're quite old 8)


-Jake 8) ;)
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lol thos are really old i got one for u thats funnny your mommas so stupid she ran into a parked car
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Yo momma so fat, that when god said let there be light she had to move.
thats the best 1

-BEAST[u][b]
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