LOL, man if we skip school we have to go to court. If we do it to many times.

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Say you have a stomach nobody can tell you that you don't have one and nobody can check if you have one lol or a headache

say that you got diarrea lol

When u go out into the kitchen and your parent(s) are out there, say your feeling sick to your stomach.

Then eat cereal, drink milk, etc.

When your done, be like, AAAGH i gotta use the restroom.
Once there, make yourself throwup into the toilet.

Works everytime

what i used to do to pretend i was sick was fill a jug of water go in bathroom pretend gettin sick and make the noise and poor water down the toilet so it sounds like your getting sick worked everytime for me lol

I would just go to school but the best way is always to say you're sick the night before so it's more realistic.

Also never go to who ever you're telling you are sick to, let them come to you lol.

Gag yourself! /nuffsaid

Noscopers wrote Saturday is the start of spring break for me.

I was wondering, does anybody know some methods to be fake sick and skip a day of school?

Thx

Eat a lot for breakfast and stick ur finger down your throught and barf it up!

Honest;y, it's better to just go. There's prob not going to be hardly anyone there and there's not going to be any homework.

XYiisQ wrote Eat a lot of dried prunes, drink lots of milk and eat eggs. Next morning = your stomach will hurt and you will take a big, stinking crap. The pain will last a few hours, enough to be legitimate.

Does this really work haha?