Fake cough a lot a while

go to scholl man ust go

Take your tongue in your mouth and with no hands, put it back in your mouth. This will create an effect like sticking a finger, down your throat, you will then throwup and miss.

Just be honest with your parents and say you forgot about it

put some liquid in your mouth like milk or water and while your parent is in the room next to that room, release the liquid into the toilet there by creating the noise similar to puking when it hits the water, also make gagging noises, I only no this cus I used to fake sick to get out of primary school A LOT

Chew up some pretzels and drink some orange juice. Go to to the bathroom without being noticed and jus "puke" it up. Works all the time, plus it looks gross to begin with.

Well i don't encourage this, partly because it's only tomorrow then you get a week off, but you asked for help so whatever

I haven't done this, but once read it and thought it was a pretty good idea:

Fill up two cups with water at night without your parents noticing. Mix things into the water like nasty things to try and make it seem like vomit. Once your parents go to bed, but are not fully asleep try to get their attention run by their room go to the restroom with one cup and pretend you vomited. Hopefully they get up and see. Then in the morning when they are up go to the rest room and throw the other mixture into the toilet and hide the cup then before you flush make sure your parents see it so it will look like you vomited, finally it's up to you to try to act best as you can to be sick.

Wow that was a long explanation, but wish you luck, if all goes bad just go to school! :2thumbsup:

Go watch some Hardcore nasty crap on the internet lol