Well...go to the owner and say you will sue for false advertising because they don't sell any walls in Wal-Mart!


When in a short narrow aisle and someone is behind you walk slowly to piss them off.

Go to the clothes department hide in one of those circle racks of clothes and when someone is looking through them talk to them and see if they actually think the clothes are talking.

Take shopping carts for the express purpose of filling them and stranding them at strategic locations.

Ride those little electronic cars at the front of the store.

Set all the alarm clocks to go off at ten minute intervels throughout the day.

While walking around the store, sing in your loudest voice possible "sex and candy".

Walk up to complete strangers and say "Hi! I haven't seen you in a so long!..." etc. See if they play along to avoid embarrasment.

While walkin through the clothing department, ask yourself loud enough for all to hear, "Who BUYS this shit anyway?"

Put M&M's on layaway.

Randomly throw things over into neighboring aisles.

Look right into the security camera, and use it as a mirror while you pick your nose.

When an announcement comes on scream outloud "Oh no! There goes those voices again!"

Take up an entire aisle in Toys by setting up a full scale battlefield with G.I. Joes vs. the X-Men.

Set up a "Valet Parking" sign in front of the store.

Two words, "Marco, Polo."

Go to an empty checkout stand and try to check people out.


That's all. But if you have any post them.

BTW comment these as well. Don't just read them and post it on some other blog site because that is LAME! haha