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Chao
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I'd like to hear some of the funniest jokes you guys have ever heard:')

-P.S. I know this topic died a long time ago but lets keep the topic alive!

Just post some of your favourite jokes


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fluffymuffinxxx wrote this is a bit racist but here we go. What do you call a Mexican in a pool? Bean Dip. LOL

Haha thats a good one
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A woman gets on a bus with her baby.
The bus driver says: ''Ugh, that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!''
The woman walks to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming.
She says to a man next to her: ''The driver just insulted me!''
The man says: ''You go up there and tell him off. Go on, I'll hold your monkey for you.''

Pretty funny Not so much of a Joke though...
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last night i heard noises in the living room so i looked and my t.v. was floating so i turned on the light and two black people were stealing my tv.
a bit racist but who cares
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here's one
womens rights
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TheTechGamebeast wrote last night i heard noises in the living room so i looked and my t.v. was floating so i turned on the light and two black people were stealing my tv.
a bit racist but who cares

That might be racist but it is funny Lol
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TheTechGamebeast wrote last night i heard noises in the living room so i looked and my t.v. was floating so i turned on the light and two black people were stealing my tv.
a bit racist but who cares


OI GTFO THAT IS MINE I ALWAYS SAY IT
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Not a joke but a funny little thing....

The shortest scary story ever
There was only 1 man left in the world he was sitting in the corner,Then he heard the door knock.
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Lift wrote A woman gets on a bus with her baby.
The bus driver says: ''Ugh, that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!''
The woman walks to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming.
She says to a man next to her: ''The driver just insulted me!''
The man says: ''You go up there and tell him off. Go on, I'll hold your monkey for you.''

Pretty funny Not so much of a Joke though...


IDK, i found it a good joke, nice on mate!
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IIREDNECKSII wrote bit racist but whats the difference between a **** and a bucket of sh*t, the bucket.


What r u four? I heard that in 6th grade!
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