Here are some ones that i thought of and some that i have seen, enjoy

Feel free to post your own funny ones


Shit No One Says!
- Wow! i love your crocs!
- Sure, you can smoke in my house..
- I think girls need to change their profile pics more
- Yess!! 4 farmVille notifications
- Mondays are my favorite days of the week
- Rihanna has great taste in guys
- I just hate paydays
- Im going to buy a kidz Bop cd
- Bacon? No thanks!
- Im so glad i opened up Internet explorer
- I love it when people use hashtags on facebook
- The Glee version of this song is so much better
- Hey, make sure you add me on Myspace
- Rebecca Black should really keep making music
- Are those sketchers? where'd you get them?
- I wish black girls were louder
- Keep clicking your pen, it helps me focus
- Lets totally get sober this weekend!
- Im not sure.... you should Bing it
- Wow! she has a sexy dams apple
- Facebook should change more often
- Im sure Snooki will be a great mother
- Being Amish would be awesome!
- I wish i was a ginger..
- Dude! im still super pumped to stop Kony!
- PLease.. push your seat bag more, i hate leg room
- people dont say YOLO enough
- Indian people smell really good
- Skip this ad? No thanks
- The Kardashians are so talented
- Wal-mart has the best clothes
- God, i love being in the friend zone
- I hate my Iphone
- Do you have the Kidz bob version?
- That fanny pack looks badass!
- I love when mosquitoes attack me
- I love the 30 second add on Youtube!
- Turtle necks are so in right now!
- I dont want a toy with my happy meal
- the Mets are going to win the world series this year
- Man, i cant wait to use this math problem in life on day
- Ants are so majestic
- i hate sleep
- Ramen noodles are so hard to make!
- oooh, im gonna tie my sweatshirt around my waist
- I hope i get another event invite on facebook!
- I hope i get homework over break!
- this weekend went by to longg
Thanks for reading