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ok basically just post the funniest blonde jokes youve ever heard here
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You've got mail, the Blonde version
A blonde keeps walking down her drive to her mail box.
She keeps doing this until her neighbour asks her why she is doing that.
The blonde replies "My computer keeps telling me that i've got mail".
A blonde keeps walking down her drive to her mail box.
She keeps doing this until her neighbour asks her why she is doing that.
The blonde replies "My computer keeps telling me that i've got mail".
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Why did the blonde look over the glass wall ?
To see what was on the other side.
To see what was on the other side.
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hahaha that was a good one
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Random dude:I spy with my little eye somthin begenin whith r.
blounde:Motor bike.
Random dude:What the :idea:?
blounde:Motor bike coz when you start it up it goes rrr rrrr rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.
Random dude:Ok...then what starts with come here and ends with ow.
blounde:What?
Random dude:Come here.
blounde gets wacked over her head.
blounde:ow!
blounde:Motor bike.
Random dude:What the :idea:?
blounde:Motor bike coz when you start it up it goes rrr rrrr rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.
Random dude:Ok...then what starts with come here and ends with ow.
blounde:What?
Random dude:Come here.
blounde gets wacked over her head.
blounde:ow!
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This one always makes me laugh hope it makes you
This blonde cop stops a blonde driver and asks for identification.
The blonde driver looks all around in her purse and can’t find her license. “I must have left it at home, officer.”
“Well, do you have any kind of identification on you?” asks the cop.
The blonde takes out a pocket mirror and says, “I do have this picture of me.”
“Let me see it,” says the cop. She holds up the mirror and looks in it. Then she says, “Sorry. If I had known you were a police officer, I wouldn’t have stopped you.”
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This blonde cop stops a blonde driver and asks for identification.
The blonde driver looks all around in her purse and can’t find her license. “I must have left it at home, officer.”
“Well, do you have any kind of identification on you?” asks the cop.
The blonde takes out a pocket mirror and says, “I do have this picture of me.”
“Let me see it,” says the cop. She holds up the mirror and looks in it. Then she says, “Sorry. If I had known you were a police officer, I wouldn’t have stopped you.”
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You Hairist git, haha
Just joking mate.
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Just joking mate.
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Ok so there are 2 bernettes and a blonde held hostage on a pirate ship, the pirate leader says he's going to shoot them. the bernette says look tsunami! and jumps off. the other bernette says hurricane! and jumps off. the blonde says Fire! and she gets shot.
haha pretty stupid
haha pretty stupid
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hahaha thanks guys keep them coing all these jokes are really funny
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sean170693 wrote Why did the blonde look over the glass wall ?
To see what was on the other side.
omg! i have to say say this is the best one!
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