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#291. Posted:
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Wish granted.



I wish a black man named Adolf baptized me in dirty old man pee while balancing a ball on his eyelash.
#292. Posted:
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Wish Granted, but his name was Bill!

I wish who ever grants me this wish grants my wish!
#293. Posted:
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Your wish was granted, but the person who granted your wish did not have the ability to grant wishes.

I wish for Daedric Armor.
#294. Posted:
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Cameron1213 wrote Your wish was granted, but the person who granted your wish did not have the ability to grant wishes.

I wish for Daedric Armor.


Granted but it doesn't fit :trollin:

I wish for money
#295. Posted:
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Slyestcat wrote
Cameron1213 wrote Your wish was granted, but the person who granted your wish did not have the ability to grant wishes.

I wish for Daedric Armor.


Granted but it doesn't fit :trollin:

I wish for money


Wish granted,
but the Obama administration takes it from you.

I wish for a Meatball Sandwhich.
#296. Posted:
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Wanna-Race wrote
Slyestcat wrote
Cameron1213 wrote Your wish was granted, but the person who granted your wish did not have the ability to grant wishes.

I wish for Daedric Armor.


Granted but it doesn't fit :trollin:

I wish for money


Wish granted,
but the Obama administration takes it from you.

I wish for a Meatball Sandwhich.

Wish granted,
but the "meatballs" are real balls from a bull :trollin:
I wish for world peace!
#297. Posted:
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Real_Redneck wrote
Wanna-Race wrote
Slyestcat wrote
Cameron1213 wrote Your wish was granted, but the person who granted your wish did not have the ability to grant wishes.

I wish for Daedric Armor.


Granted but it doesn't fit :trollin:

I wish for money


Wish granted,
but the Obama administration takes it from you.

I wish for a Meatball Sandwhich.

Wish granted,
but the "meatballs" are real balls from a bull :trollin:
I wish for world peace!


Wish Granted,
but God's servant misspelled Piece's, and meant to give the World "Reeses Pieces"

I wish for no more trollin'.
#298. Posted:
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Wanna-Race wrote
Real_Redneck wrote
Wanna-Race wrote
Slyestcat wrote
Cameron1213 wrote Your wish was granted, but the person who granted your wish did not have the ability to grant wishes.

I wish for Daedric Armor.


Granted but it doesn't fit :trollin:

I wish for money


Wish granted,
but the Obama administration takes it from you.

I wish for a Meatball Sandwhich.

Wish granted,
but the "meatballs" are real balls from a bull :trollin:
I wish for world peace!


Wish Granted,
but God's servant misspelled Piece's, and meant to give the World "Reeses Pieces"

I wish for no more trollin'.


Wish granted but your whole family has 97.21% of troll in them

I wish that i could type with my nose
#299. Posted:
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Granted but you evolve and grow 2 noses. One for smeling, another for typing.

I wish a hooker would choke me with earbuds.
#300. Posted:
Said
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Oxidase wrote Granted but you evolve and grow 2 noses. One for smeling, another for typing.

I wish a hokker would choke me with earbuds.


Granted But she has a 18 inch 'genitle' and she used it instead of earbuds.
I wish for world Peace
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