The next day Little Johnny is sitting on the same curb, but this time he has a bagof M&M's and a cat with him. Every so often he would eat a couple M&M's, bite thecat on the back and wiggle his butt further down the curb.Now, Little Johnny's father was watching him do this for awhile and finallycouldn't control his curiosity any longer and went out to ask Little Johnny whathe was doing."I'm playing truck driver daddy."Perplexed, his father responded "Playing truck driver?""Yeah, I'm poppin' pills, eating pu55y and scooting on down the road."

Gamertag: Eleysha

why did the kid fall of his bike

because somebody threw a fridge at him

GT: MoNsT3R CaMeL

Take it you people don't want a chance to win 20k , there's always someone asking fir coins on this forum , how do you not no it could be one of use who win.

Whats black and screams like f**k?

Stevie Wonder answering an iron.

Your mom is so fat, she uses a mattress as a tampon.

Man City - Great Joke

A guy has been suffering from severe headaches for years with no relief. After trying all the usual cures he's referred to a headache specialist by his family doctor. The doctor asks him what his symptoms are and he replies.

"I get these blinding headaches; kind of like a knife across my scalp and...."

He is interrupted by the doctor, "And a heavy throbbing right behind the left ear".

"Yes! Exactly! How did you know?"

"Well I am the world's greatest headache specialist, you know. But I myself suffered from that same type of headache for many years. It is caused by a tension in the scalp muscles. This is how I cured it:

Every day I would give my wife oral sex. When she came she would squeeze her legs together with all her strength and the pressure would relieve the tension in my head. Try that every day for two weeks and come back and let me know how it goes".

Two weeks go by and the man is back, "Well, how do you feel?" "Doc, I'm a new man! I feel great! I haven't had a headache since I started this treatment! I can't thank you enough. And, by the way you have a lovely home."



Scholes scores again along with Young

here we go...haha

A black guy walks into a bar with a beatiful parrot on his shoulder. "Wow," says the bartender. "That is really something. Where'd you get it?"

"Africa," says the parrot.

another one...

This fellow was so deeply in love that just before he was married, he had his bride's name tattooed on his love muscle. Normally, only the first and last letters were visible, although when he was aroused, the tattoo spelled out W-E-N-D-Y. Now they're on their honeymoon at a resort in Montego Bay. One night, in the men's room, this fellow finds himself standing next to a tall Jamaican at the urinal. To his amazement, he notices that this man, too, has the letters W-Y tattooed on his penis. "Excuse me," he says, "but I couldn't help noticing your tattoo. Do you have a girlfriend named Wendy?" "No way, mon, I work for the Tourist board. Mine reads, "Welcome to Jamaica, mon, have a nice day.'"

i think theyre funny

Edit: I made a new post because I messed up the edit...

Why did the 1 handed chicken cross the road

To get to the second hand shop....


I win