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#61. Posted:
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Three step plan for zombie survival with one bullet:
1. 'I'm sicka all these goddamn zombie on this goddamn plane.'
2. Realize I'm not on a plane.
3. Fire bullet at Indiana Jones, he will then battle me to the death. Since we are evenly matched, the shear power of the battle will disintegrate the zombies and the apocalypse will end instantaneously. This, however, will not stop the wrath of Indiana Jones. We will fight for hours on end until finally, we both die and revive as zombies. Now the whole apocalypse will start over.
1. 'I'm sicka all these goddamn zombie on this goddamn plane.'
2. Realize I'm not on a plane.
3. Fire bullet at Indiana Jones, he will then battle me to the death. Since we are evenly matched, the shear power of the battle will disintegrate the zombies and the apocalypse will end instantaneously. This, however, will not stop the wrath of Indiana Jones. We will fight for hours on end until finally, we both die and revive as zombies. Now the whole apocalypse will start over.
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lol FU3K IT I WOULD JUST PUT IT IN MY PANTS AND BLOW MY DICK OFF! :arrow:
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Will change top three at 70 replies
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id shoot one motherf9099er in the head n run
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I would shoot my self lol! Nah JK I would go near high voltage lines make them pile up and get zapped to death then when the zombies are all dead i would shoot my friend
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I would fire the last bullet so it richotets and kills more then 4 zombies.
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Shoot Justin Bieber then run like hell
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I would do a Syndicate RapeTrain, then get them all with a One - Bullet - Headshot. NUFF.
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I'm going to go with what Hypoxia said.
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Shoot the bullet straight threw my brain, and out the other side.
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