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The Life Of A Newb. Story by TTG_Material
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The Life Of A Newb
Well. I am going to The Tech Game. Going to make a post and see if I get 10th presitge! Because my friends said that you would.
"Dear TTG,
I would love it that someone would host me a 10th lobby so I can rank up. I think it will be great and that I will have a life when my friends say "You noob. Get 10th presitge like us pros before you get into this GlobalThermalNuclear War game with us kid!" So I am asking nicely and politley for you all to give that to me. Also could you infect me? I want to scare my friends ahaha!
Sincerly, TeZ0PoWErs"
I waited and went to youtube to check my videos. Still only 10 subs after my video that has 5,000 views! People these days are just fat and can't move their mouse fast enough. I went back to The Tech Game and I saw 10 replies on my topic. I thought to myself "YES! YES! I got like 10 people to do this for me! I am so going to show my-" I cutted my thought when I saw what they put. They said "Look kid this ain't like other sites. GTFO this site and don't ask for 10th! NOOB!; Look we don't have topics like these in our forums. I am being politely. GTFO our site.; Please Close. If you donate to the site then you get in. So admin please close.; @TTG_Material do not act like a mini mod. It won't let you be cool. As for this topic it will be closed. *CLOSED*." I could not read the rest. They were all just saying bad stuff. The topic was closed after the other replies because the admin forgot to close when he said *CLOSED* Failure.
I was so mad. I was so frustrated. Then I went to the shoutbox! I started out with "hi" and then the flaming began. "Polite my ass you just wanted to kiss TTG's ass! GTFO this site.; Look he is here to just talk to lay down.; **** you TTG_gaymaterial you aren't a mod/admin so only they can tell me what to do.; No I am your father. GTFO and go to your room." The shoutbox was quiet after that. Why does that material kid always make the box so quiet?
I was about to say I am not going to ask about that 10th thing so they could lay off but I was IP banned. Sad face I went to go call myself a failure in a corner of a room when a bright light came in my room "What the?" A voice came about the room. It was deep and godly. "Hello young TeZ0PoWErs. I am the god of modding. I see you are in little trouble. What can I do for you?" He asked. I was going to start with 10th right away! "GOMG (God Oh My God) I WANT 10TH SO **** BADLY! PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE GIVE ME 10TH!" He had a weird expression at first but then he snapped his fingers and we were on the game. He had a little cloud near my TV and he was in my game on Rust. "Alright I go here then you let me kill you okay?" He started to laugh in my face. Why?
"AHAHAHA! AHAHAHA! Woooo! Okay. Here is the deal. You don't just get it right away. You have to challenge me! Team Deathmatch. Hardcore. 15 minutes for the time. If you get killed you start at a level 1. If you kill someone you get 10th presitge. But you have to keep playing okay until the time runs out. Okay?" "Okay. But I'm not that good and-" "GO!" Oh crap he killed me like 20 times in the first 10 minutes. He is a scammer. "Hey you are cheating with that bubble. Move it away." He removed it and I left the game. I was a level 1. **** him. Go to god hell.
I was playing with my other noob friends when I got a voice message from the modder. "AHAHAHAHA! You are a noob! You left! You suck at life! Hey guys! Guys come here! I owned some noob! AHAHA-" FML
I went to the table. Ate dinner. Hugged my mom and my dad. Then went to my dads dresser and got the gun. "FML-" I was dead.
Story by TTG_Material of **** course!
lol i just thought of this up. Poor story plot but it is meant to be short. Don't be mad if this describes what you do. I just thoguht of it up lol.
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THat had to have taken a while lol. That is probably how everyone who come to the site thinks
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HAHAHAH thats funny man. lol at little kids
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this made me lol quite hard what a cool story haha it decrides so many people who join this site because they have been told if they join it they will give u tenth haha fail all thouse kids
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MadLeprachaun wrote THat had to have taken a while lol. That is probably how everyone who come to the site thinks
No in casca's topic i made a sentence about it then 5 mins later this was posted
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Cool Story Bro
lol sorry couldn't resist, but yeah it's funny but with some truth to it ;)
I'm sure most of you are tired of the leechers etc...
But remember, put yourself in their position, how would you do/react?
Good Day
lol sorry couldn't resist, but yeah it's funny but with some truth to it ;)
I'm sure most of you are tired of the leechers etc...
But remember, put yourself in their position, how would you do/react?
Good Day
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Thanks for the feedback. BTW should I make more stories?
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lol this is so funny haha ttg ppl are so cool:P lol and i like it aalot
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Haahaha lvl 1 that suks
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please make more stories! lmfao it was hilarious!
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