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My favorite joke (sorry it's kind of long):

So, there are 3 people and they are shipwrecked on an island. They meet a tribe of cannibals. The tribe tells the 3 people to find 10 of any kind of fruit on the island and then maybe they will spare that person. The first guy comes back with 10 apples. The tribe tells him to stick all ten up his butt without making any noise and he will stay alive. He manages to get one up before yelling in pain and so the tribe eats him. The second guy comes back with 10 grapes. He sticks 9 up his butt without saying anything but then on the tenth one, he starts laughing like crazy. In heaven, the first guy asks the second one, "Why did you laugh? You could have stayed alive!" 2nd guy: "I saw the third guy coming back with pineapples!"

Alright This One Is The One (Very Long, Very Funny)

Three kids are at a lake. One kid has to pee and he goes over to some bushes. After a while, the kids start wondering and go after him. The two kid realized he is looking at a naked woman taking a shower in another lake. Then one kid runs away. The other two don't know why and go after him. When they catch up to him they ask him why. Then the boy that ran away said "My mom said that if I every saw a naked woman I would turn into stone. I felt something getting hard so I ran.

One day he decided to f-uck His mom. She didnt lik the idea so she ran over him "on accident"

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funniest thing I've seen ON HERE