Its not a Virus, Its a Drug, Its been out for a year, and more people are tying it.

Cannibalism has happen probably everyday in the US ever since it was formed. The thing is, people are just starting to report them now because they want to be on national TV

Los angeles
Hell no i live in LA :|

1. Theres been people eating other people since the beginning of time. They're called cannibals.
2. If it were a virus, you would see more reports from the one city/state. Not scattered everywhere.
3. The only reason the other cannibal attacks are making world news is because of the miami one where the guy was shot 5-6 times and didn't die until he was shot in the head(police dont shoot to kill).

Now Calm down.

Don't worry, I have quick revive.

Someone go to the Zoo and chuck a Monkey :trollin:

Heres a vid of a guy pretending to be a zombie in Miami and it worked

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I have researched more on this topic and here's what I've come up with, I hope this makes you feel better.

Explanation: Substance Induced Zombie Transmutation Disorder The differential diagnosis of SIZTD is characterized by the etiology of the disease stemming from the repeated or one time use of a substance or intoxicant that renders the victim with the behavior, appearance or/and affect of a zombie. This condition is known to be brought on by exposure to several substances including but not limited to: Krokodil (desomorphine), methamphetamine, Scopolamine, methadrone, Phencyclidine, cocaine and alcohol. Examples of the presentation of each are generally that kroccadil and methamphetamine are noted for their appearance, sculpamine for its ambulatory lack of consciousness and the latter three for their violent psychotic behavior. One should note that there is a great deal of crossover among substances with regard to the symptoms and presentation of intoxicated individuals. Onset, duration and co-morbidity should be considered when judging the course of intoxication, dangerousness and suicidality.

Just dumb people exploring drugs...

Yes a jailed zombie managed to infect cross states