So I checked my e-mail today. And I had recieved a strange letter. According to the letter it is from the "President of Eygpts wife." Read the letter below:




Dear Friend,


This mail may not be surprising to you if you have been following current
events in the international media with reference to the recent protest in
Egypt.I am Mrs. Suzanne Mubarak, the wife of Deposed Egyptian president
Hosni Mubarak who is seriously ill and has slipped into coma.

Ever since the turn out of events and even prior to the protest,I have
been thrown into a state of antagonism, confusion,humiliation, frustration
and hopelessness by the present military leadership of the Egyptian
Liberation Organization.I have even been subjected to physical and
psychological torture.As a woman that is so traumatized, I have lost
confidence with everybody in the country at the moment.


You must have heard over the media reports and the Internet on the
discovery of some fund in my husband secret bank account and companies and
the allegations of some huge sums of money deposited by my husband in my
name of which I have refuses to disclose or give up to the corrupt
Egyptian Government. In fact the total sum allegedly discovered by the
Government so far is in the tune of about $6.5 Billion Dollars.And they
are not relenting on their effort to make me and my sons(Gamal & Alaa
Mubarak) poor for life. As you know, the Moslem community has no regards
for women, more importantly when the woman is from a Christian background,

hence my desire for a foreign assistance.

I have the sum of 62.5USD(Sixty-Two Million Five Hundred Thousand United
States Dollars) with a financial firm in Europe whose name I can not
disclose for now for security reasons until we open up communication. I
shall be grateful if you could receive this fund into your bank account
for safe keeping and any Investment opportunity. This arrangement will be
known to you and I alone and all our correspondence should be strictly on
email alone because our government has tapped all our lines and are
monitoring all my moves.In view of the above, if you are willing to assist
for our mutual benefits, we will have to negotiate on your Percentage
share of the 62.5USD that will be kept in your position for a while and
invested in your name for my trust .


Please note that this is a golden opportunity that comes once in life time
and more so, if you are honest, I am going to entrust more funds in your
care as this is one of the legacy we keep for our children.In case you
don't accept please do not let me out to the security and international
media as I am giving you this information in total trust and confidence I
will greatly appreciate if you accept my proposal in good faith.I am aware
of the consequences of this proposal. So I ask that if you find no
interest in this project that you should discard this mail.

I ask that you do not be vindictive and destructive. If my offer is of no
appeal to you, delete this message and forget I ever contacted you.Do not
destroy my family reputation because you do not approve of my proposal.

Please expedite action

Yours sincerely,


Mrs. Suzanne Mubarak





What the heck? After that, I checked another e-mail of mine. Which had this inside:




Dear Beloved Friend





This is my second letter to you, once more my name is Daniel Park, I received a letter from a bank here requesting for the next of kin to my deceased client. The Letter stated that he made fixed deposit of some certain amount of money few years ago before his death. The bank is aware of his death though he was not married neither did he leave a "WILL" nor pacified next of kin, the bank is anticipating someone with the same surname (last name) to come along for the claims. As it is, no one can put up claims except someone with the same surname and specifically referred from my office. All efforts to get his family relatives have been abortive. I solicit that you allow me introduce you as his relative based on the fact that you have the same surname with him. He was aged 56. He lived and worked here as a foreigner and requested to be buried here.





Kindly let me know if you are interested so that I can give you further details and certain other documents which will enable you contact the bank for release of the funds to your nominated bank account. I have spoken with the bank manager on this matter extensively and he is waiting for your introduction to the bank. All I require is your honest cooperation to enable us see this deal through. I guarantee that this will be executed under a legitimate arrangement that will protect you from any breach of the law and will brief you more on the details upon your return email consent with your full name and telephone number, please respond to my secured email address; d_park1001 @ hotmail.com,if you are interested otherwise notify me immediately as you are the only one I have contacted for this to enable me make an alternative arrangement if the need should arise. <





Thanks,

Daniel Park (ESQ)


Trollers much?
I don't even know a Daniel Park?