Here is an older joke. I used to love it.

There were 3 scientists in an airplane. They were dropping objects out of the plane to see what happened to the objects. Scientist 1 dropped a bucket full of water. Scientist 2 dropped a grand piano. Scientist 3 dropped a stick of dynamite, which when it hit the ground, made a small explosion. Then they went down to the ground to study what had fallen. Scientist 1 went to where he dropped the bucket. Sitting right where he had dropped it was a drenched girl. "What happened?" asked scientist 1."I was working on this report for 4 hours, then out of no where, a bucket of water fell from the sky and drenched me and my report!" responded the girl. "Oh, sorry." said scientist 1, acting like he didn't drop the water. Then scientist 2 walked over to where he dropped the piano. Right where he dropped the piano, there was a big basketball player who was crying with his team. In front of them was a basketball hoop, smashed by a piano. "What happened" asked scientist 2. "My team was about to make the winning hoop, then out of nowhere, a piano fell from the sky and crushed the hoop!" Scientist 2, feeling bad said "Oh, sorry" also acting like it wasn't him who dropped the piano. Then the 3 scientists met up and walked to where scientist 3 had dropped the stick of dynamite. Where he had dropped the dynamite, an older man was standing in front of his blown up house, cracking up. "We want to hear a joke. Why are you laughing?" said one of the scientists. The old man responded "I Farted and my House Blew UP!!!!

-Sharpie