Here is a collection of jokes that my friends told me. I found these jokes funny but will you?

1. 'Waiter! This coffee tastes like mud." "Yes sir, it's fresh ground'

2. 'I wonder what fish smelled like before women went swimming?'

3. 'Boy: 'Do you like parties?'
Girl: 'Yes, why?'
Boy: 'Well then jump in my pants and have a ball!'

4. 'There is a huge fly in the Police Station, Now don't worry I have called the SWAT Team'

5. 'We have a new person starting today for the Police. He is half man and half horse, Its inspector moorse.'

6. 'What do you do when your wife's staggering? Shoot her again.'

7. 'If a turtle doesnt have a shell, is it naked or homeless ?'

8. 'What do you call a sheep with no legs?
A cloud'

9. 'What is invisable and smells like carrots?
Rabbit farts.'

10. 'Why don't they have any toilet paper in KFC? Because its finger licking good!'

11. 'What is 6 inches long, 3 inches wide and drives women crazy? A 50 note'

12. 'person 1: Im really lucky that I have my library card with me tonight.'
'person 2: Why?'
'person 1: Because I am totally checking you out!!'

13. 'Doctor, doctor. I have a cricket bat shoved up my arse.'
'Really? Howzthat?'

14. 'I have enough money to last me the rest of my life, unless I buy something.'

15. 'Where do fish get their money from? Riverbank.'