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Yo momma so fat, when she turns around, people give her a welcome back party!
Yo momma so fat she saw a yellow bus full of white kids and said, "STOP THAT TWINKIE!! "
Yo momma so fat, when she runs she makes the cd played skip, at the radio station!!!
Yo momma so fat, when she went out side in a red dress, everyone yelled, "HEY, KOOL-AID!"
Yo momma so fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck.
Yo momma so fat her waist size is equator!
Yo momma so fat she went bungee jumping and went strait to hell!
Yo momma so fat shes on both sides of the family.
Yo momma so fat when she walks around in Texas in high heels, she strikes oil!
Yo momma so fat, the last time she saw 90210 was on the scale!
Yo momma so fat she fell in love and broke it.
Yo momma so fat when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing up.
Yo momma so fat even Bill Gates couldn't pay for her liposuction!
Yo momma so fat she wakes up in sections!
Yo momma so fat when she goes to an amusement park, people try to ride HER!
Yo momma so fat when she lies on the beach no one else gets sun!
Yo momma so fat she's got more chins than a Hong Kong phone book!
Yo momma so fat she has a wooden leg with a kickstand!
Yo momma so fat when she gets on the scale it says, "To be continued."
Yo momma so fat she eats Wheat Thicks.
Yo momma so fat we're in her right now.
Yo momma so fat people jog around her for exercise.
Yo momma so fat, she went to the movies and sat next to everyone.
Yo momma so fat she has been declared a natural habitat for Condors.
Yo mamma so fat, you have to roll over twice to get off her
Yo momma so fat she was floating in the ocean and Spain claimed her for the new world.
Yo momma so fat she lay on the beach and people run around yelling, "Free Willy!"
Yo momma so fat when you get on top of her your ears pop!
Yo momma so fat, she goes to a resturant, looks at the menu and says, "Okay!"
Yo momma so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat, people say, "Taxi!"
Yo mamma so ugly she went into a haunted house and came out with an application
Yo momma so ugly and fat, Greenpeace mistook her for an endangered elephant
Yo momma so ugly even Rice Krispies won't talk to her
Yo momma so ugly even the elephant man paid to see her
Yo momma so ugly even the tide won't take her out
Yo momma so ugly for Halloween she trick or treats on the phone
Yo momma so ugly her dentist treats her by mail-order
Yo momma so ugly her face is closed on weekends
Yo momma so ugly her face was on fire and I had to use a snow shovel to put it out
Yo momma so ugly her mama had to tie a steak around her neck to get the dog to play with her
Yo momma so ugly her mom had to be drunk to breast feed her
Yo momma so ugly her parents had to feed her with a slingshot
Yo momma so ugly her picture is on the inside of a Roach Motel
Yo momma so ugly her pillow cries at night
Yo momma so ugly her shadow gave up
Yo momma so ugly hotel managers use her picture to keep away the Rats
Yo momma so ugly I can't even make a joke out of it
Yo momma so ugly I heard that your dad first met her at the pound
Yo momma so ugly I took her to the zoo, guy at the door said "Thanks for bringing her back.
Yo momma so ugly if she was a scarecrow, the corn would run away
Yo momma so ugly if ugly were bricks, she'd have her own projects
Yo momma so ugly if you looked up ugly in the dictionary her picture would be next to it
Yo momma so ugly it looks like she got hit with a hot sack of nickels
Yo momma so ugly it looks like she ran the 100 yard dash in a 90 yard gym
Yo momma so ugly it looks like she's been bobbing for french fries
Yo momma so ugly my dog took one look at her and ran away
Yo momma so ugly people at the circus pay money not to see her
Yo momma so ugly people at the Zoo pay cash so they DON't have to see her
Yo momma so ugly people go as her for Halloween
Yo momma so ugly people hang her picture in their cars so their radios don't get stolen
Yo mama's so hairy, they filmed "Gorillas in the Mist" in her shower
Yo mama's so hairy, if she could fly she'd look like a magic carpet
Yo mama's so hairy, Bigfoot took a picture of her
Yo mama' so hairy, when she goes to the circus the bearded lady protests against non-union workers
Yo mama's so hairy, when she went to Remington and said "Shave this!" the salesman died laughing
Yo mama's so hairy, her armpits look like she has Don King in a headlock
Yo mama's so hairy, she looks like a Chia pet with a sweater on
Yo mama's so hairy, when I took her to a pet store they locked her in a cage
Yo mama's so hairy, you almost died of rug burn at birth
Yo mama's so hairy, people run up to her and say "Chewie, can I get your autograph?"
Yo mama's so hairy, she's a stunt double for Chewbacca in Star Wars
Yo mama's so hairy, she shaves with a weedwacker
Yo mama's so hairy, she has dreadlocks on her back
Yo mama's so hairy, she got a trim and lost 10 pounds
Yo mama's so hairy, if I shaved her legs, I could supply wigs for the entire Hair Club for Men
Yo momma so fat she saw a yellow bus full of white kids and said, "STOP THAT TWINKIE!! "
Yo momma so fat, when she runs she makes the cd played skip, at the radio station!!!
Yo momma so fat, when she went out side in a red dress, everyone yelled, "HEY, KOOL-AID!"
Yo momma so fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck.
Yo momma so fat her waist size is equator!
Yo momma so fat she went bungee jumping and went strait to hell!
Yo momma so fat shes on both sides of the family.
Yo momma so fat when she walks around in Texas in high heels, she strikes oil!
Yo momma so fat, the last time she saw 90210 was on the scale!
Yo momma so fat she fell in love and broke it.
Yo momma so fat when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing up.
Yo momma so fat even Bill Gates couldn't pay for her liposuction!
Yo momma so fat she wakes up in sections!
Yo momma so fat when she goes to an amusement park, people try to ride HER!
Yo momma so fat when she lies on the beach no one else gets sun!
Yo momma so fat she's got more chins than a Hong Kong phone book!
Yo momma so fat she has a wooden leg with a kickstand!
Yo momma so fat when she gets on the scale it says, "To be continued."
Yo momma so fat she eats Wheat Thicks.
Yo momma so fat we're in her right now.
Yo momma so fat people jog around her for exercise.
Yo momma so fat, she went to the movies and sat next to everyone.
Yo momma so fat she has been declared a natural habitat for Condors.
Yo mamma so fat, you have to roll over twice to get off her
Yo momma so fat she was floating in the ocean and Spain claimed her for the new world.
Yo momma so fat she lay on the beach and people run around yelling, "Free Willy!"
Yo momma so fat when you get on top of her your ears pop!
Yo momma so fat, she goes to a resturant, looks at the menu and says, "Okay!"
Yo momma so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat, people say, "Taxi!"
Yo mamma so ugly she went into a haunted house and came out with an application
Yo momma so ugly and fat, Greenpeace mistook her for an endangered elephant
Yo momma so ugly even Rice Krispies won't talk to her
Yo momma so ugly even the elephant man paid to see her
Yo momma so ugly even the tide won't take her out
Yo momma so ugly for Halloween she trick or treats on the phone
Yo momma so ugly her dentist treats her by mail-order
Yo momma so ugly her face is closed on weekends
Yo momma so ugly her face was on fire and I had to use a snow shovel to put it out
Yo momma so ugly her mama had to tie a steak around her neck to get the dog to play with her
Yo momma so ugly her mom had to be drunk to breast feed her
Yo momma so ugly her parents had to feed her with a slingshot
Yo momma so ugly her picture is on the inside of a Roach Motel
Yo momma so ugly her pillow cries at night
Yo momma so ugly her shadow gave up
Yo momma so ugly hotel managers use her picture to keep away the Rats
Yo momma so ugly I can't even make a joke out of it
Yo momma so ugly I heard that your dad first met her at the pound
Yo momma so ugly I took her to the zoo, guy at the door said "Thanks for bringing her back.
Yo momma so ugly if she was a scarecrow, the corn would run away
Yo momma so ugly if ugly were bricks, she'd have her own projects
Yo momma so ugly if you looked up ugly in the dictionary her picture would be next to it
Yo momma so ugly it looks like she got hit with a hot sack of nickels
Yo momma so ugly it looks like she ran the 100 yard dash in a 90 yard gym
Yo momma so ugly it looks like she's been bobbing for french fries
Yo momma so ugly my dog took one look at her and ran away
Yo momma so ugly people at the circus pay money not to see her
Yo momma so ugly people at the Zoo pay cash so they DON't have to see her
Yo momma so ugly people go as her for Halloween
Yo momma so ugly people hang her picture in their cars so their radios don't get stolen
Yo mama's so hairy, they filmed "Gorillas in the Mist" in her shower
Yo mama's so hairy, if she could fly she'd look like a magic carpet
Yo mama's so hairy, Bigfoot took a picture of her
Yo mama' so hairy, when she goes to the circus the bearded lady protests against non-union workers
Yo mama's so hairy, when she went to Remington and said "Shave this!" the salesman died laughing
Yo mama's so hairy, her armpits look like she has Don King in a headlock
Yo mama's so hairy, she looks like a Chia pet with a sweater on
Yo mama's so hairy, when I took her to a pet store they locked her in a cage
Yo mama's so hairy, you almost died of rug burn at birth
Yo mama's so hairy, people run up to her and say "Chewie, can I get your autograph?"
Yo mama's so hairy, she's a stunt double for Chewbacca in Star Wars
Yo mama's so hairy, she shaves with a weedwacker
Yo mama's so hairy, she has dreadlocks on her back
Yo mama's so hairy, she got a trim and lost 10 pounds
Yo mama's so hairy, if I shaved her legs, I could supply wigs for the entire Hair Club for Men
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none of these are funny most are old and you should think of new jokes.
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I actually haven't heard alot of these and there pretty funny. Update it with more.
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Some of these made me laugh 2 favorites were.
Yo mama's so hairy, Bigfoot took a picture of her.
Yo momma so fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck.
Yo mama's so hairy, Bigfoot took a picture of her.
Yo momma so fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck.
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