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DirtBlock
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Post all your chat up lines

Here's a few of mine:

Are you a cement mixer? Because your making me hard
I put the STD in stud, now all I need is U
I lost my phone number, can I have yours?
I lost my teddy, will you sleep with me tonight?
You know what I call girls who can run faster than me? Virgins
(only works at an amusement park) You must be this beautiful to ride the (insert your name here)
I'd like to make you breakfast tommorow morning (sounds crap but it works )


I can't think of anymore but I'm sure you guys can
Post below!
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Shirohige
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Try chatroulette is good and funny
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TTG-JasonV
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Hello,
Get in the van.
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Evian
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I have a p3nis and a knife One of them is going in you tonight.
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Hello, get in the van


Aha I like that one

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