Are you trying to advertise the fact that you went out of the house for the first time or something?

My days been pretty damn good.

It all started when I woke up and took a shit, While I was sitting there I realized I had a friend that knew where to buy a unicorn. When I got done shitting I started calling my friend to see where I could get a unicorn. He said "I know where you could get one, We can go to town later and get one".

So later that today he pick me up in his car and we started driving to town. When we got there he had to park the car 1 mile away because there was nowhere to park in town because there was a festival going on.

While walking into town to find the Unicorn seller I heard a faint noise that said "Don't buy oneeeee" , it worried me but I just kept walking toward the Unicorn selling. Right when I was turning into the ally way where the guy was selling them I heard the noise again but this time it sounded like there was something wrong with it, Like it was being hurt.
I didn't pay any attention to it that time either.

We both stopped and ask the guy if we can buy a Unicorn. We looked at use and grinned, He had the most evilest look in his eye. He didn't say anything just grinned, So I asked again but he just continued grinning. I asked him once more but he just pointed behind me so I looked behind me. When I looked back in front of me he was gone, but there was a note on the alley way road that said "May one try and buy one, He must be the one who pays". I thought nothing of it and put it back on the ground.

I looked at my friend and said "Let's just go home, This was a pointless trip". When I arrived home I couldn't find my dog Jasper. I was worried, could he have gotten out? Did someone take him? I walked threw my house once more I saw a note in Jasper's dog bed, the same one that was in the ally way in town.

Well my hands are hurting but if you want to know how the rest off my day went just PM me...

Please PM me so we can play Slenderman together! I really wanna play it with someone and try out the new multiplayer mode!!!

-Jirachi- wrote My days been pretty damn good.

It all started when I woke up and took a ****, While I was sitting there I realized I had a friend that knew where to buy a unicorn. When I got done shitting I started calling my friend to see where I could get a unicorn. He said "I know where you could get one, We can go to town later and get one".

So later that today he pick me up in his car and we started driving to town. When we got there he had to park the car 1 mile away because there was nowhere to park in town because there was a festival going on.

While walking into town to find the Unicorn seller I heard a faint noise that said "Don't buy oneeeee" , it worried me but I just kept walking toward the Unicorn selling. Right when I was turning into the ally way where the guy was selling them I heard the noise again but this time it sounded like there was something wrong with it, Like it was being hurt.
I didn't pay any attention to it that time either.

We both stopped and ask the guy if we can buy a Unicorn. We looked at use and grinned, He had the most evilest look in his eye. He didn't say anything just grinned, So I asked again but he just continued grinning. I asked him once more but he just pointed behind me so I looked behind me. When I looked back in front of me he was gone, but there was a note on the alley way road that said "May one try and buy one, He must be the one who pays". I thought nothing of it and put it back on the ground.

I looked at my friend and said "Let's just go home, This was a pointless trip". When I arrived home I couldn't find my dog Jasper. I was worried, could he have gotten out? Did someone take him? I walked threw my house once more I saw a note in Jasper's dog bed, the same one that was in the ally way in town.

Well my hands are hurting but if you want to know how the rest off my day went just PM me...

Good until I saw a wall of text

I had a strange day. I mean no one was on xbox, so I went on a bike ride for like 20 minutes. It was just really weird because when I woke up I was flipping through the channels and started to watch Ghost stories. I think that the ghost stories thing got into my head.