Edit: Glad to see the great response! I have posted the method at the bottom of the topic, and i explained it the best i could, if you need better explaining PM me. But yes, to all of you saying she is fake,lying and or a compulsive lier. Dont worry, i thought the same thing, but there is something about this lady that is believable. Her voice draws you in so well and every word she says is perfectly pronounced. She also speaks 12 different languages but shes fluent in 6 I think. But, if i get to it ill post so more information she told us. Thanks again guys.

So at my high school we had a sub last Friday in one of our classes.

this lady claimed to be an ex Army intelligence officer.
She had an an IQ of 185, which i think is a genius iq.

She could lecture you on any topic you gave her, for example we gave her three topics M&ms, Wood, and Tupac. She gave us each 15 min lectures on all of them and she said she could go more, but we didnt have enough time. She also explained to us why Tupac was still alive, but she couldnt give us all the details.

Then after this she taught us how to use both hemispheres of our brain. using a very difficult method, this method is said to raise your iq by twenty points, and makes all of your schoolwork or problems come easier to you. if you want me to post the method i will, but right now its too long and i don't have time.

She also told us alot of things about secretive stuff, although she could only tell us declassified information.

Some of the topics she choose were: How there is a cure for cancer, how to figure out how many lives you had in your past life, why aliens are real why the Illuminati isnt real, and what to say on your phone that will get you arrested.

Now I know alot of these are conspiracy Esther, but let me tell you what she said about a couple of them.

How to figure out how many lives you had in your past life: There is a specific algorithm for finding out how many lives you previously had. It involves adding and subtracting your date of brith and the year, and i dont remember it all, but i had 4.

But the most interesting topic was, Why aliens are real.
She said that in the sky there are stars, and some stars are different from the others, and you can make them out. But what you do is you plot the stars in the sky, and from that , you can find which stars move, and the ones that move from point to point in a very quick amount of time are actually alien life. and also that when there are "comets" and "shooting stars" that sometimes they actually are these things. But when the object dosent have a bent flight path, then the object is an alien species.

This only a quarter of the information she told us and i wish i could explain it all in grave detail, but i have forgotten alot of it. But if i remember anything else ill be sure to add it, also please excuse my poor grammer at times.

But she was easily the best substitute of all time.

USE BOTH HEMISPHERE OF BRAIN METHOD.
what you have to do is place both of your hands in front of you with your two pointer fingers pointing toward each other inwards, then you have to make your left finger go forward and your right finger go backwards (say it aloud, it helps you concentrate.) it is an awfully hard concept, but once you do it, i noticed the differences, like I used to have horrible grammar, now my vocabulary has improved greatly.